lol- "there here be skunk"! ...oh, and the mental image of anyone "dueling with celery and skunk" is quite hilarious!

Cute! Actually, Star Trek and Shakespeare would probably go well together (shakespeare is best enjoyed in it's original Klingon, remember?) Freshman year, I tried to translate Romeo and Juliet into Vulcan. (Don't ask me why, I just thought It would really be funny to see VULCANS performing Romeo and Juliet) All I can remember now is "Nash-veh she'rak heh Juliet nevasa" it is the east and Juliet is the sun. Your summary of this reminded me of that.