Loved it!

This is really good. Very poetic without the rhyming.

Macie, I have to do this first. *ahem*

"OF COURSE THERE ISN'T ROOM IN THIS TOWN FOR TWO FORDS! LEVERAGE IS A HYUNDAI SHOW DAMMIT! WE DON'T USE FORDS! THAT'S WHITE COLLAR!"

Okay, now for the seriousness. I really liked this, I think it was a very subtle point that I didn't notice at first until I read this, and now it speaks volumes to me. Of course, Nate is you, so you would see it better and faster than anyone. Thanks for writing this one. Hope to see more soon!