I just I LOVE THIS JUST ITS SOO PERFECT. and now im dying of laughter cause artemis with a flower head dress OH. MY. GOD XD

I loved metaphor and my how easily it could become a more adult-themed story.

Extended metaphor it may be, but it does rather fit. An interesting vignette.

Ooh, science is perfect for innuendo. XD anyway, great job with this! I loved it, though I seriously wish that you would've actually SHOWN the kiss. Grammar was perfect, characterization flawless, and I just overall really enjoyed it. Especially the cookie part. XD Wonderful work!

SCYS

your extended metaphor though omfg I'm actually dying here

This is awesome! I always thought this was a oneshot. But now that I know better I'll keep an eye out for more.

Not bad. But now I want a cookie. :(

That was a VERY interesting story! The only flaw I thought, was that you didn't use capital letters for 'The People'. Otherwise, I wish more people were as creative as you! :)

*BOTH THUMBS UP!*

i think that this is the most intelegent sounding story about artemis fowl i have ever read and plus i beleive you should continue this and also i could see this turning into quite the nice peice of smut if typed right... still I'll keep my fingers crossed hoping for a sequel

*sigh* If only they could make Evolution this exciting in school...

I'm gonna go imagine Artemis wearing a big daisy head dress, now.

I SALUTE YOUR DEAD BODY!

Ah, the mental images involved with Artemis with a flower on his head. See, I myself went with Holly with a flower pot on her head and Artemis in a bee costume. Antennae and all.

Heh heh heh. Dirty, yes. Artiemis in a dress, though, THAT I would not have imagined. _ Great story!

Loved the metaphor (: A/H realy is cute, ha? ;D

well written