Very nice fanfic. Maybe you could do a companion fic with Conker from CFD when he's drunk out of his mind? ;)

I liked it! I know it's just a one shot, but I think you should make a sequel.

This was absolutely adorable, and I'm so glad I stumbled upon it.

I really liked how you used the passage of time here.

Also I'm curious: are the parts in bold song lyrics? Or something original?