I'm going to sit hear and drool for a bit more... Please update I find this story very tasty.

I want to see what Altair considers cleaning up after this.

I swear, Malik would whack him on the head if he heard that last one. (Or make him swim...) And you guys made some epic job at 'spoofing the PWP' - or maybe I just love crack too much for my own good.

Definitely a very enjoyable read - and hopefully, crack will prevail.

Not only was it well-written - allowed for a nice break among all those terribly written smut fics around there - but you managed to combine what I might call 'smexyness' and crack and that's quite a feat. So cookies for you and Smilebot! And thank you for sharing this!

please update wahhhhh

yay! It was EPIC! xD and why no smut writing! you're breaking my heart! D:

Do I want to know it what happened XD

damn, My curiosity is too big XD

YES MORE PLASE!

ugh, stop leaving us with cliffies! xD update soon

...WHERE'S THE THIRD CHAPTER? -cries- this is awesome!

I am officially very happy! I do love me some AltMal smut ;D. Can't wait for your next update, I wait in anticipation.

omg, i wanna see the next installment, update! xD

Lord.

You actually posted this. XD

Hehehe, just lovin' the sensuality of each moment: It'll be quite amusing to add in the latest installation. o3o

'Cause everyone knows where this is heading ... (wink)

I honestly don't know why I'm reading this, I hate all those Ezio/Leo and Altair/Malik and Desmond/Shaun pairings D: (sick of seeing them really, there's SO FRIGGIN MANY and all look, according to their summaries, badly written and–as you said– simply PWP. Plus I just don't like any of the pairings romantically anyway.)

... but this looks quite amusing, I must admit. And it doesn't feel outrageously out of character.

I may regret this later, but I will check for your next chapter (:

Hedwig