Hinkypunk turd...

That was absolutely amazing! I seriously laughed out loud multiple times, and then I went back and read it again. Wonderful!

woooo! great story, i laughed. and laughed. and then some. you, unlike those mary sue writers, have talent! :)

Heh. Heh.

All your Potterverse parodies of poems are very amusing and pretty darn amazing. :D

I can't breathe! I'm laughing too hard! ...Oh, this is a gem...nay, a Diamond! And I still can't stop laughing...

bloody brilliant

AWESOME!

So funny :)

Okay that was just... brillant. My daughter sent me the link and I can see why I had to read it. Amazing!

Haha. That was fantastic.

(*bursts out laughing*) Oh, oh, I haven't had a good bout like that since...well, since I read my last parody. And you've done such a brilliant job! Brilliant being my favorite word, this is the highest compliment I can give. You put so many clever parts in it ("FIRST FIC PLEASE REVIEW!", "How was Damn Mary Sue?") and it was so ridiculous, yet so well-thought-out, so...brilliant... Oh, look at me, I'm running out of adjectives to describe how much I like this! Let me just add it to my favorites, and that will speak a little for me, will it not?

LOL FUCKING MAGIC.

haha LOVED this.

LOL XD

This is absolutely hilarious! You're done a wonderful job mimicking Dr. Seuss' style. Favourite verse was

We changed back to ourselves

And the Bird changed back too.

It said, "I don't like this.

Oh, no! It won't do."

Then the Sorting Hat fell,

Having climbed quite enough.

It landed on Malfoy

And called out, "HUFFLEPUFF!"

This was super cute! I wish I had poetry skills like this :)

This is very clever, but could use some line breaks to emphasize the rhyme scheme. Overall, though, I'm impressed!