So I was just checking to see if Gods and monsters updated because I have been working so much and am in total love with Serial KillerWard. But this caught my eye and said why not. OH MY GOD THIS WAS HYSTERICAL. I think I actually peed myself in my fits of laughter. SO Fantasic! My dear you are a GENIUS! I will never look at a wood chipper the same way again. LOL.

LOL...OMG woman!
I'm glad it's a one shot because I don't know if I could have read more without reading thru my own tears of laughter. I had no idea that this was a real fetish btw...SMH, the things that go on in people's minds...I swear!
Loved it!
jen

Oh my fuck

Like what. That was really odd. I laughed at some points. It was kinda hilarious. You rock for merely writing this

Oh mm gee! Too Fucking Funny! Thanks for the laughs love...Linda xo

Hilarious! Poor crazy edward!

Love this soo much it's so funny and original, I don't understand why I doesn't have more reviews :) xxx

That was so very disturbing and entertaining all at the same time! The theme from "Deliverance" kept playing in the background while I was reading. :)

Obsessed with machinery? Bwahahahaha! Loved it!

I was amused by this story. Poor stove, hope it forgives him.

Loved it!

That is all!

Oh babycakes... this was funny as hell and I absolutely loved it! U did prisonward proud hehe :) makes me think twice before callin breck 'bubba' hehe

Bahaha! This was awesome!

Holy Fuck! It turned out awesome doll! I seriously peed a little while reading it! And Emmett as Bubba was pure genius. You rock!

Oh dear god O.O Poor Edward, poor poor Edward. Why didn't they just let him have the chipper? Poor Edward :(

Wow. LOL. Yep that's about it ;)