God I hate the "Midnight" fans *shudders* Very sweet.

Err... Am I really thick because I didn't get that last part...? They didn't you know, did they? Pah, we live in a world where you're allowed to mention condoms on morning television, so can't stop us from saying "having sex" can they?

Anyway... Good story... Aww... Bernard and Fran going senile... Cute...

I love it, it is awesome! Adore the Twilight-bashing. TWILIGHT MUST DIE! HORRIBLY!

I love the fic, Twilight bashing or not. Very awesome. Very awesome. Very cool.

Tragedy about the dead fandom.

I know you in the real world. I'm inside your head. I am the voice.

Damn, this should be an anoymous review.

Very awesome fic.