Sweet, sweet innuendos.
Funny, I actually wrote an AC oneshot titled innuendos a month or two before I read this (sucks I can't post it from my phone) but mine is about horses and nowhere near as good as yours.
I tip my hat to you, goodperson.

Lol, is too damn adorable of Ezio to taunt Altair!xD I bet Altair won't stand for Ezio's

Gotta love inuendos. 8D