XD What?

As much as I didn't want to admit it, it was hilarious! XD

Oh My Russin God...that was hilarius. How hilarius you ask? Well, lets see...there is coke dripping down the screen, my ribs felt like they cracked, my cat islooking at me as if I was psyco and I am crying from how hard I was laughing...I love you, you know that? You should make more versions of this with different appliances like ones from the bathroom suck as a blowdryer or a curling iron. Anyways, the story is now in my favorites and I think I'm going to go read it again. Toodles!^^

ROFLMAO! there short but funny!! I love this!! Anything that an electric can opener would work for *snickers*

look im all fer alucard ** tools. but could the next chapter be labled Maria. MWAHAHHA>

Scary... *shudder*

May I ask: Who came first... Alucard or Lestat?

Once again... scary...*chills run up spine*

Although, very funny! *laughs*

perhaps an electrical mixer? (thought from friend)
or..
expresso maker...
hmms...
maybe a juicer thingy..
or is that pushing it?

... there's no toaster.

Yes, popcorn is very kinky.

I've been reading this off and on for awhile now, and well... it's so twisted that I love it. I even made one of the my friends read it after telling that I would be dressing up as Alucard at Otakon this year, now she just laughs at me when I bring it up. ^_^ keep up the twistedly (is that a word? *ponders*) good series, please *puppy eyes*

i will -never- look at my kitchen the same way -again-

OMG that has got to be some of the funniest ** I've read in a long long long time!

LOL, that was funny Jasmine. I'm glad that are back to continue the series. ^.^ They just keep getting scarier and scarier...popcorn, hehehe. You should have one where Maria loses control too and finally gives into temptation. Anyway, got to go, you can e-mail me at my e-mail address too.

XD! Oh my god! That was HYSTERICAL. Please write more!

Short, but sweet. Damn the microwaves! They start off nice but then they turn on you! *throws her microwave out the window and runs off to protest against them*