awesome.

Lola's bible is too hot for print. I do hope she has some sort of secret quality though, other than being slightly off-kilter, down to party, and infatuated with David Bowie's codpiece.

The Labyrinth reference was very appropriate, as was Dionysis/David Bowie. Now, if only our bass guitarist and lead guitarist could find a drummer with one foot in the River Styx and a London vampire, they'd be all set! You could make it a scavenger hunt!

ROFL. Practical socialism. That line is just brilliant. Lots of little witty gems. "Did you know you can't sing?" "Well, did you know you can't drive?"

I'm definitely getting the personalities of these two. And yours is shining through, since you're quite hysterical. But yes, I imagine Ooh-lala isn't very good at running away. Not in her 9 to 5 heels. ;)