Utter drivel. I'd advise you to give up writing, if this garbage is all you can produce.

This story is AWSOME! You rock! British writer plus LOTR parody equals insane awesomeness! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath by the end of the first one (since I am in denial of being a Faramir fan, I wasn't too happy with this last chappie, but that's just me). Please, please, please keep writting!

Ack! Gagging on my own tongue while laughing!

...Boromir's younger smarter HANDSOMER SEXIER HOTTER OMG SO MUCH HOTTER brother...

you have got to write more cus this is fannytasic cand you have to go on so please! wirte more

Man, what is it with suddenly stripping out all the repeated characters? That Gollum quote doesn't work nearly as well without all the s's. I woulda spaced 'em our or something iffn I'd known. Argh. Anyway, great parody!

Heh. This is great. And you managed to use "laconically" in the first chapter yay!

And the Obadiah reference is a hoot.
Incidentally, this American woulda given him an Oscar, dammit. Heck, this American woulda given him Gondor.

You've got too many great lines in this for me to even begin to pick out the best, but I've gotta say, you've got the best Gollum line in any parody I've seen.'Stop patronising us.' objected Smeagol, scowling.
Hah!
And this is brilliant"Boromir," pleaded Aragorn, "those orcs are massacring us! And you're probably the only person in literature capable of walking onto a battlefield full of the enemy, completely alone except for a small, straggly group of thieves and drunks, outnumbered, out-weaponed, and entirely outranked, and coming out of it without a scratch! for the time with those orcs in the glade at Parth Galen. But I'm sure that was an exception. And you were schizophrenic at the time.
Boromir was silent for a long moment, considering all that Aragorn had said."Sod off." He replied."WHAT?" Roared Aragorn."Well, what's it to me if you lot get killed? You never loved me. You nagged me all the time, tried to pinch my country, and all I ever had was good intentions.
Carling black label for Sheffield United!

This has got to be one of the most hilarious parodies of Lord of the Rings I've read yet. I especially love the green room scenes and the additional scenes with the much under appreciated Boromir. The "Argh! Get out of my head, Peter Jackson! Frodo, I love you!" line was great...Update soon!

OH MY GAWD, FARAMIR IS AWESOME! "I write poetry, sing songs, play the paper and comb, hang around with Gandalf, and my daddy doesn't like me because I'm effeminate (sniff)." He makes Boromir seem normal. YOUR Boromir. That's officially scary. HURRY UP AND WRITE MORE! You are my new personal god! Seriously, I have a shrine to you in my closet with candles and incense and everything. It's freaky.

"Making intellectual remarks to a son of Gondor was sometimes reminiscent of pissing in the wind." HA! That's poigniant. But Boromir makes a cute little doggy, doesn't he? AWWWWWWWWWWW... But you gave me disturbing mental images of him licking Theo's hand, which is only marginally cute. Mostly freaky. And you're seriously screwing with the canon, not that I mind, but I'm a bit curious as to how the plot will progress now that Bobo's not dead. Keep him not-dead, though. But not undead. Because that would make him a flesh-eating zombie, and right now I like him better as a sort of schizophrenic cute thing. Go you.

Poor, poor, poor poor poor little Boromir... I pity the man. But at least he's not as lonely anymore... He got an awesome rant there though. And yes, anyone who has the balls to be rude to Elrond deserves an Oscar. Or SOME kind of award. Hey, I should send Sean Bean my official "Cardboard Award of Lifetime Achievement."

GO BOROMIR! Poor thing, Russell Crowe is NOT sexier than him! Also, I loved the phrase "Mithrandir the Dickless Wonder." It could catch on...

You have quite the knack for poetry I think I want the ent/entwife poem on a shirt. It's dramatic. And oh, poor Boromir... he's so dead. But at least you're cool and give him a random cameo. BOBO LIVES!

"Ah, the green smell!"What the fuck is he on?
That was actually my exact thoughts reading the book. Yeah, hmm, Eomer is kinda rude, isn't he? Sorry, I'm out of witty review comments.

They all have multiple personality disorder...yes, that does explain everything, doesn't it?

Cool. "I don't trust that funny CG character any further than I could throw him"

I just want to say thank you. I was seriously depressed when I hopped on the computer; I'm talking suicide-level. And then I read this and now I'm smiling. You are a funny fuck, you know that?