This was brilliant! I absolutely loved it!
...And I think I'll be spending the next few hours trying to figure out what Draco's name spells...

! Hoooooooweeee! That was some funnay SHTUFF!

Love your characterization of Riddle there. For some freakish reason he reminds me of Eminem. Who I hate. Anywho, this is hilarious! Poor poor Lucius... and his long beautiful hair... *sniffle* Oh well back to laughing uncontrollably.

HAHAHAHHAAAAAA!

I had spell problems! *runs to go check"AUGH! I stab mine eyes out!"

Well! This was...interesting, and I did rather like Lucius' anagram. The possibities for Draco's won't leave me alone now, though. I bet Mr. M died from heart failure when Tom came back. :P I wish you would spell better, though. But it's still funny, in a twistwed, bizarre, vaguely horrifying, poke-my-eyes-out-with-your-finger-please way. I liked it! (I think)

YES! Perfect ending to a perfect story! Imagine Lucius he probably hates Riddle more than Azkaban!

WHOO! I loved that! God, that had me crackin' up. I LOVE how you wrote this. I need more!

The uuuurge...XDD

Lol! Mini Voldie is so annoying! Keep going!

That was awfully strange and incredibly brilliant. "Ramdorlovolidemt"? Bit of a tongue twister, that one!

ROFLMAO!

OMG! That was incredibly weird, yet funny. Do another one!)But...why DID Voldemort send that too ?

Well, that would explain why Lucius Malfoy was so eager to get rid of it.

Heeheehee! Fourth review! That was funny!

ROFL! This is so funnY! I love this, you should do another chapter!

LOL. Oh dear... the thought of Tom Riddle being a dreadful teenager like that is quite a funny one if you've ever heard Denis Leary's "Coffee", you'll know *exactly* the type of kid I'm thinking of, and Tommy Boy here seemed to be pretty much that kid, or at least, that kid in training.
And poor Lucius Malfoy, trying to deal with such a kid! I actually felt sorry for the supercilious scumbag. _

ROFL please, please PLEASE write some more!