WHY IS THIS NOT M RATED? Que horror! Es muy imposible!

xD and here I thought it was impossible for you to write something without porn. haha

LOL anyway, I'd like to see you write RusAme or BelaRussia.

I totally laughed with the "it's by invitation only!" part

P.S. we all know Gilbird has evil tendencies

The BlackBerry was invented by Canadians.