"Oh, wait: there?"

EZIO.

THERE.

"Novice!"

HERE IT COMES...(Sexual joke intended)

''And so, the night went on in Jerusalem.''

Wait,WHAT? NO. COULD YOU BE A BIT MORE SPECIFIC OF WHAT EZIO AND MALIK ARE DOING? BLOODY FUCKING HELL.

Loljk.

These were all very cute and sexy stories. 3

As much as I love AltairxMalik I love EzioxMalik as well. 3

You have to be a lot more specific on what they are saying and doing ''Apply'' for example.I'm not sure who is saying what.

''Ezio claps his teacher on the butt and zooms in on his target.''

Do you mean slap and by teacher do you mean Malik I hope? D:

Impressively great.

I really liked those.

The Ment format was a tad bit confusing.

Thomas

I died on the last one! pfff

Lol, very nice!xD A nice mix of humor and childishness!xP

Oh God, the last one simply killed me 8'D

Lol! Loved it XD Ezio clapping Atlair's ass made me laugh, but EzioxMalik... mhmm there needs to be more of that. Ezio would drive Malik even more crazy than Altair, but we all know Malik loves it. My mind went straight to the gutter with the ending, like always XD

Your stories are so entertaining and I love them!

Ment: 'Daw... nothing like a sweet sentiment to make you smile. ... Unless I interpreted it wrongly. o_o

Cursor: MROAR FLUFF!

Apply: Nothing like a good old-fashioned string of inuendos. 8D I can imagine Malik fussing over Ezio. :P