this troll made me want to kill myself...well done *applause*

"Xena the warrior and a princess walked down the long and winding road of gray dirt with brown dirt as the sky yammers down like a blue thundercloud moon and so many birds are softly saying their songs.
I like the way you use "yammers". Is that a new word in your vocabulary? Cuz I'm wondering where the volcanoes are. Oh, and by the way, it's Gabrielle, not Gabriel.

Oh, the McKitrick-Ros undulating urgency, volcanic vociferocity and moon mellowness of this fiction!

Where have you been, o Christian Charmer? Grace us with another one of your fanfics!

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haha ironic that i'm positioning at a baby mimi story.

Some of you reviewers are STUPID! Sorry, but you are. BabyMimi is a joke. She writes DELIBERATE badfic. That means she knows it is bad and she wants it to be. Writing a review that gives her advice on how to improve is dumb. She knows how to write well but she chooses to do it badly, and so many of you fall for it. She is doing it to get a reaction. Please, for the love of God, at least realize that this story and all her others are JOKES and don't take them seriously. You make yourselves look dumb when you do.

So THAT'S why her name is Gabriel! Amazing! Mysteries explained. Ah, volcanoey bliss...

Don't mind the other reviewers, I think it's wonderful that Xena finds salvation, and yes! better fashion sense.

hi, I've read a number of your stories, and decided to review this one.

first off, if English is not your first language, you did a very nice job, but next time I would personally try to get a beta reader, someone who is good at spelling/grammer/etc

if english is your first language, then um, still get a beta reader.

okay here are my faults with this story-Xena lived at lest 80 years before Christianity, well there migh have been some Judo-Christian overtones in the later seasons, it never once stated that Christ was even born yet, never mind Christianity as a realigion. next time, do some background work, as they often tried to fit Xena in to the historic stuff that was happining at that time.-Gabrialle/Gabrielle-not Gabriel! it is a she, not a he! get it?-Callisto was a lovely character, but as far as I know it took many moons before they frogave each other, and well there was some anglic help, it has nothing to do with G-d, the gods, yes. as back then they belived in more then one god, ie. god of war, god of love, etc.-the word 'cool' never used back then kid, yeah they use common words on the show, but not slang such as 'cool
many more beefs with this, and a few of your other stories. like I said, its a good try, but next time, try harder. I mean gosh knows that my spelling/grammer suck, which is why I have it edited, you should probably do the same. and look up the facts please, stick to the timeline, etc.

yours, astra,

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So have you moved on to moons now instead of volcanos? This really is the funniest stuff I've read in a long time.

Your so-called "Xena story" led me to your other stories and I have to say I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time. *wipes tears* I just hope that you are a comical genius who has created the "BabyMimi" persona as an inspired joke (in which case, kudos to you ... it takes a lot of skill to write so awfully on purpose!). Because if you're serious, that means I'm having all these laughs at the expense of (1) a seriously disturbed, mentally handicapped person or (2) a child under 10. (Though you claim you're 21 ... oh well...
If these are jokes, keep 'em coming. If they're for real, get some help.

This is Montana and Michelle Drake: I am sorry for being so harsh before- but we really think that you need to revise this a little. It sounds like you wrote it in a different language and translated it into English through an online dictionary- which is never very reliable. If you do want to write in a language not your own you should really have a beta reader that will go over your translations and make them more coherent. And please use proper english and pronouns if you are going top writ and PLEASE get a beta reader- it would do a lot of good! We would both really like to hel so please e-mail us and we will help. It seems like you are trying too hard to sound descriptive and scholarl work on developing your story and characters and plot first, and THEN add more descriptio we are already being more than critical so we will stop her but we would really like to revise thi it could have some potential.

Honey, you do realize that Xena is set long before Christianity was around, right?

And it's Gabrielle. Unless she's had a sex-change, it's Gabrielle. Not Gabriel.

Okay it makes me very upset that you never learned how to use pronouns. I hope you learn soon. What's with the moons things? What type of smoke are you cracking? Do you mix alcaholic beverages in your bathtub? Can I have some?