There are tears coming out of my eyes from the "Cordell Walker [pulls over, gets out of the truck and does a dramatic roundhouse kick into the air then gets back in the truck, pops the clutch, signals, checks both ways and proceeds gently into traffic politely inviting people to eat his dust]:" lines. Please update.

I love CHIPs. Watched the show all the time as a kid and I love that you added them to this story. Priceless and my side hurts from laughing so hard.

Another win. Epic win.

"Nick: This is madness. Hodges: This is Spartaaaaa!" I'm laughing so hard after reading that part that I hurt then you throw in Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Hahaha

I don't know what was funnier - Hodges referencing the Wizard of Oz with the small and meek part or Cath and glowing by fridge bulb. Comedy gold again.

i was laughing so hard through this entire story! i started crying when Catherine came out with the flame thrower! LOVE IT! Anyway good luck please continue to write!

Hodges and Tom Cruise in underwear doing that scene from Risky Business - oh my hell - how bloody funny!

This is soooooooooo funny.

Greg's story about eating checkers - priceless. I'm still laughing.

PLEASE MAKE MORE CHUCK NORRIS! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CHUCK NORRIS!

*still giggling*

I would like Hodges to sing Brad Paisley's "Me Neither" since it's a country song and all and kind of just fits him.