-Summary of your awful fanfic 'Ring Ring'-

-Lena is at home playing on her X-Box. The game she is playing has been banned in Britain.-

Lena: This game is weird lol

-Suddenly, Sebastian teleports behind her using his alien powers-

Sebastian: Oh hey Lena, sorry to teleport on you like this, but you left your mobile phone at the Bundesvision.

Lena: How did you get my address?

Sebastian: ... Take the phone, Lena.

*Lena takes the phone*

Lena: So Sebastian, want to play this game with me? It's been banned in Britain because Brits found it offensive!

Sebastian: Ok, let's play this.

-The game is nothing but racist garbage spewed at the British. 'Hilarious' levels include ripping down British flags, and deporting British tourists from Spain.-

Lena: This game sucks.

**They both hear a car pull up outside, it is Stefan Raab**

Sebastian: Woah, I better go now, because he'd probably be creeped out if he knows I teleported into his house!

*Sebastian teleports away*

-Stefan comes in-

Stefan: Hello Lena.

Lena: Hello Stefan.

Stefan: Anything weird happen while I was away?

Lena: lol no

The End.

Hahahahahahaa, please become a game designer and make that awful game a reality.

What the hell sort of Call of Duty is that? Seriously? Have you ever played Call of Duty?