 Lord of the Things 1/1/11 . chapter 1...!
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RAHHHH!
*you fall off your chair, caught ungarded by his sudden... er, mental breakdown.*
Very well done!... But, uh, I donnot think I apreciate the opinion of people *ahem!* going through "changes".
HOWEVER, it is going on my review fic. |
 Tessika14 12/8/10 . chapter 1"Because," Padme said definitively, "We both love Ahsoka. It'll be like we're a family." Suddenly, they were being pressed together for an impromptu group hug, and Anakin darkly thought of what he would do if one of Ahsoka's pimples popped on him. 'They're new robes,' his sun dragon said defensively, and he agreed.
"Fine," he said eventually. "But we should put some newspaper or something down in the backseat in case she, you know, makes."
"I'm not a nekk puppy," Ahsoka scowled, and kneed him in the groin on her way out of the apartment.
haha ani
Anakin sulked. "I just wish she'd do it somewhere else. It's gross."
"It's not gross," Obi-Wan admonished lightly, shaking his head for good measure. "It's perfectly natural, Anakin. Why, when YOU were going through puberty-"
"I never did that," Anakin interrupted. Suddenly, Obi-Wan's datapad was being yanked from his hands. "Come on, I'll show you."
fat lie anakin
Ahsoka squinted unhappily. "I'm using a new deodorant," she snapped. "The old one doesn't work anymore. I guess my body chemistry's changed."
"Yeah, it has," Anakin exclaimed, still waving his hand. "Ugh, remind me not to stand downwind of you during our next mission, Snips."
slap him well ahsoka should've slapped him upside but what she did was just as good
"When are you going to be hot again?" Anakin grumbled.
Padme rolled her eyes. "Oh, Ani," she giggled. "You went through puberty, too."
"Nuh-uh," Anakin said vehemently, crossing his arms and feeling quite like Obi-Wan. "I was always this beautiful specimen of Jedi that you see before you."
Padme hesitated for a split second and then dug into her purse, eventually producing a small photo, which she passed to Ahsoka. On the back, Anakin could see, "Anakin, 14 yrs." in Obi-Wan's neat scrawl.
"Ha, Ahsoka brayed. "You look like a jag, Master."
Padme cackled in agreement. "It's proof that that hairstyle looks good on nobody," she said in a conspiratorial stage-whisper.
Anakin stood up abruptly. "I think I'll go where somebody appreciates me," he glared, and then stomped out of the restaurant.
Ahsoka and Padme just looked at each other and shrugged; then Ahsoka finished eating the rest of Anakin's lunch. "How long until someone has to bail him out of jail for throwing up on another prostitute at the Outlander or he shows up at your apartment again wanting sex?" Ahsoka asked, her mouth full.
Padme patted her on the shoulder. "Oh, sweetie," she sighed. "Not long enough."
oh ahsoka ha poor anakin |