Lincoln has a good reason for doing what he did, they're vampires!

I love you.

Whatever you were on when you wrote this...stay away from it in the future! Unless of course, you were going for strange, almost comedic random violence. Then, in a bizarre, totally indescribable way, I have to give you credit.

The great thing about this story is the impeccable degree of historical accuracy! I never knew American history was so fascinating!

this is amazing :D

Extreme to the max.