LMAO...I know I know its old..I like your version much much better!

I sort of worked backwards, from the elevator ride, to She was His First, to The Emry's regret, and then ended here, at his beginning. Too bad I can't figure out how to age backwards, too. lol

Thank you for directing me here, LJ. I have enjoyed the stories I have read, and I am sure I will read more over time. I'll be sure to review. Poor Edward. I now see that it is only about a humdred years since the Emrys was 'born.' Just a drop in the bucket compared to all the centuries he will have with his Isa.

Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you shared that with me! Thank you! Although I do wish you'd had time to explain why they needed to fix the bed those five times... ;-)

Always did like Garrett. He probably isn't willing to try the vegetarian diet, but he is a nice guy. And would make a good friend. Glad he and Bella got to know each other. And he may never know he was the one to send Bella back to Alice and Jasper.

Totally hysterical. Though I must say I do prefer it to Edward and whoever she is.

The last one? *whine*

It can't be the last one. It just can't! I've so enjoyed ALL of these!

*boo*hoo*hoo*hoo*hoo*

*sob*

Surely, in that fertile yet slightly warped mind of yours, there's a few more little drabbles simmering and lurking about.

(and don't call me "Shirley")

**whimper**

Oh God-I almost feel better. I love you... And Jandco.

Xo

Jen

Yes.

:)

No more momemts? I will miss them, but I guess I do have many to read back on. Thank you for indulging me on many an occasion :)

Love you!

Wait? Did you kill off Rose in a story?

JandCo, great idea. It's not like Bella's subcontious hadn't talked to her before, right? Plus, "always use protection" is a nice moto to live by. So, this little drabble of yours, LJ, was both fun AND educational, lol!

I'm sorry this ends here, though... It has been a lovely treat, a new short story every now and then. Not to mention you were so incredibly generous as to grant me my wish and write one just for me... I've grown accustomed to them, so I really hope you're up to something new to feed my addiction!

Happy Holidays!

Aaawww! So sad this is done :( Getting an update notice of these bits & pieces was like receiving a single special chocolate as a s'prise. Thanks for all the fun, Love! Carmen

Hahaha, LOVE it. So cute and funny at the same time. Im VERY SAD this is the last Twilight Moment, however :( What will I do without your brilliance?

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! *huge snort*

Ok, I'm sorry.

This was a delightful flight of fancy...i MUCH prefer the REAL version of OUNTU but this was entertaining.

a good motto: ALWAYS USE PROTECTION *snort again*

That was hilarious! Thanks for that alternate ending. I loved it!