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Anon
2008-07-29
ch 1, anon.
abuseUtter drivel. I'd advise you to give up writing, if this garbage is all you can produce.
Tsuki Yume
2004-12-03
ch 6, anon.
abuseWeird. But I like it.
Silver Queen
2004-03-16
ch 6,
abuseWell thats ... interesting. I really did like the whole comical outlook because if it had been serious then I wouldn't have read it but I'm glad I did for I found it extremely funny.
Estella Brandybuck
2004-02-21
ch 1,
abuseHey! You stole my official title. Other than that: Funny.
Buttercup
2004-02-06
ch 5, anon.
abuseMuah ha ha ha!
A ranger named BUNNY? *snerk*
technetium
2003-04-28
ch 6, anon.
abuseWow, this is hilarious, in a pervy sort of way. I don't know if you're going to continue this or not (kind of hard to go from here after killing off the hobbits, but I'm sure you could come up with something).
Inconsequential
2003-03-28
ch 2,
abuseFUBAR.. I like it! In any case, whatever this plot bunny is, I'm loving it so far. Witch King in boots only... oh, dear, what if a certain Hobbit put on the Ring and saw him? EEh... well, must read on and find out, I suppose. Oh yeah, and where's the Hobbit-fancying, here? I see Dark Lord fancying, but not Hobbit. Will wait and see...
-Artemis and Bilbo
Inconsequential
2003-03-28
ch 1,
abuseHah! Haha! This is very funny tongue-in-cheek. I regret to say that I to some degree unwittingly copied you in Ch 3 of my fic Mary Sue Parody Parody (it's coincidentally the worst fic I've ever written, but don't be deterred, or insulted).
Sorry about that.
Well, in any case, this is very funny, so far. I'm so glad the protagonist got her Hobbit in the end! I love Hobbits, though am not a pervy Hobbit fancier. Except for book-version young Bilbo, perhaps. ANYway, no, my preference is more on the pervy necrophiliac style of things. Boromir, you know.
Man, I don't usually talk that way... my only fics are angst and paroy, for Eru's sake! This fic has deeply disturbed my mind... it's terrific, though.
Signed,
Artemis and Bilbo
timetravelers, satirists and bakers
who appreciate reviews on any of their myriad fics... (:
Werecat99
2003-03-13
ch 5,
abuseOh, I have loved each and every chapter! I can't stop gigling on thinking Tolkien's face if he ever found out!

Thanks for writing this. It made my day.
Werecat99
2003-03-13
ch 1,
abuseThat was brilliant! Although I could never understand the hobbit infactuation. Sauron is far better on any day!
Merfy
2003-01-20
ch 6,
abuseV. funny stuff, though I can't believe you had Faramir...um...'Denethor' himself! LOL

GO EVIL! I love it. :)
GW Katrina
2003-01-12
ch 6,
abuse*gurgles and falls over* I love this. More. I beg you, more! I apologize in advance, as this has inspired me, and I will do something horrible with that inspiration. And I thought my commercials were bad.

Anyway, this was hilarious, and I'm pleading you to write more. What can I bribe you with?
scooter1
2002-12-25
ch 4,
abuseLOL! By the grace of the 'Oh link, click it, method- I havediscovered this gem! I have been missing out! Now I will have to read all of your stories. An inventive and capricious Clair. Brilliant! I like your disclaimer, btw.

your monicker wouldn't be a reference to 'The green eyes of Bast' would it?
psychicsaphie
2002-10-31
ch 6, anon.
abuseHILARIOUS!! Sick. But HILARIOUS!!
Booger son of Goober! hee hee!
I honestly can't give you any constructive critiscism because there's nothing to improve.
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.
{Falls on floor.}
Starbrat
2002-10-08
ch 5,
abuseUgh, Elven Lady of the Wind bothering you as well? That bint does not know when to shut up. Don't pay any attention to her, I think she has some sort of repressed childhood trauma or something.
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