This. Was. Absolutely. Brilliant.
I loved the link to 'Fever Crumb', and I found it humorous from the start. You've made a great job with this.

Ha ha! That was a happy ending in a sense (I laughed out; that counts, right?). Good job twisting the tale around like what Pennyroyal might have done!

XD That is just PURE GENIUS! :D love it