Once again I bow to your excellent writing. You have made me look at Beachhead in a whole new light.

Ohhhh poor Duke... He should probably buy stock in some headache medication.

But I do soo luck the decriptions of when the Joes enter the diner and there is Beach contently eating pie. That is soo Beach.

You know, if Duke and Hawk ever read *The Dirty Pair*, they'd have no sympathy at all for the WWWA. After all, there's only two of them.

These guys have to ride herd on the Joes!

...the saddest thing is that I can totally picture Cobra having a random diner. Just because, well, Cobra.

Beach's explanation of the Shit Going Down was epic. Because, well, it was just six against one. Maybe if they'd rustled up another few guys it would have been almost fair. But it was just six against one. And the one was motivated by pie. Wasn't fair. Poor Cobra agents.

And poor Duke. Poor, Tylenol-dependent Duke.

It may have been short, but it was perfectly formed. Thanks for another excellent piece of fun :)

Very funny! Thank you for the read.

This little bitty totally fits and a cute little ct scene to me, anywhere in the Joe-verse. I love it. Beach pie cobras WIN!

I loved the ending when Duke and company stormed the restaurant, only to find everyone tied up and Beach eating pie. The ending dialogue with him and Duke was great too.

"Dang it Duke... wasn't my fault Cobra had a diner in the middle of nowhere."

"It's NEVER your fault.. that's the problem!"

Gotta love Duke's constant walking migraines.

Oh, Cobra. When will you learn? It's rule number 2! Do Not Stand Between Beach Head and Pie.

That was a very nice read, short and sweet! Poor Duke, I suspect one day, once they're all retired, the Joes will send him postcards admitting that he was right all along: they did sit around plotting ways to give him headaches.

In the battle of the plot bunny: you win! :)

why would cobra run a dinner in the middle of nowhere...?

Yeah, short but funny. I'm honestly surprised that Beachhead's face (covered or otherwise) isn't one of those things that Cobra doesn't have all their operatives memorize. He is, after all, a ranking member of the Joes. Anyway, he certainly has a way with people. Until next time.

i can actually completely see this happening, maybe a dozen cobra agents might give bach some trouble, but six? and obviously poorly trained and against beach when he's motivated to get pie...

awesome take on the challenge

Hee hee, awesome fic! Leave it to Beach to handle it like this...wonder how much info on Cobra they got from this?

Poor Duke, but hey, at least Beach gets him results as well as headaches. It all balances out!

Oh, poor Duke. I hated his character in Sigma Six(and I hate him in the old cartoons) but I do pity him. "Beach hopped off his stool and pointed with his fork." I approved of his usage of pointing utensils. Pointing with your fingers is a no-no, you might stab an eye out. Cookie for you if you get the irony.

No, it's NEVER Beach's fault. *cough*Bull*cough*poo*cough* But, at least he gets some pie. Personally, I would've eaten the pie and just let the COBRAs go, but, that's just me.

Lovely little piece.

Sincerely,

TCOS (That sounds like tacos...)