Pure Genius!

...so cool...

Um, I really hope that this story was a joke, because it sucked. Or should I say you are as talented as the moon is square.

I know the last few reviews I've put on your stories were flames. But now I realize that you have greatness flowing from you like lava from a volcano. Your stories have funnys like a moon shining down it's moonbeams. The words are like a watefall flowing like puke out of an alcholic hobo named Charlie. Everyone one else uses mean no-no words in their stories, but not you! BabyMimi, we should get a marriage and live in a volcano on the moon! Whe! *collapses*

WOWZERS! I mean... just amazing.

I can only add one thing...

Lex's head shone like the round moon overflowing with comedic intent.

OMG! i'm still laughing! "Lana has a boyfriend who is mean and ugly" HAHAHA omg omg omg! and this!;Lex Luthor is there to. Lana turned around and screamed. "Oh I’m sorry." "Wow." "Yeah." "How did you get here?" "Oh I came in." "Through the window." "Oh but I didn’t invite you." I didn't invite you! hahaha! omg! i'm almost waking my parents up! Oh god! what's you're age again?

Ek! What. what was that? It was disturbing! Nice plot and all, but. erm. how to put this nicely. rushed?

Your story was funny, but the reviews were funnier! My stomach hurts from all the laughing. Thanks for the fic!

uh uh . . . i'm hoping ur kidding about eric johnson being ugly too along with the rest of this. *looks at eric johnson and tom welling pic obsessivly* no ugliness involved . . . :-)

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haha ironic that i'm positioning at a baby mimi story.

Lana's eyes are hazel

Some of you reviewers are STUPID! Sorry, but you are. BabyMimi is a joke. She writes DELIBERATE badfic. That means she knows it is bad and she wants it to be. Writing a review that gives her advice on how to improve is dumb. She knows how to write well but she chooses to do it badly, and so many of you fall for it. She is doing it to get a reaction. Please, for the love of God, at least realize that this story and all her others are JOKES and don't take them seriously. You make yourselves look dumb when you do.

That was as beautiful as a moonlit volcano in which Clarke is sacrificed into.

And thank you. It's nice to know there's someone out there who can truly capture the spirit of the romantic epic, an art form which to me all but died out until I found you. You are the essence of the moon. Thank you. Thank you...

After reading all your fics here to date, I have come to the conclusion that you're either A.) A blithering idiot with severe mental problems B.) Very poor at the English language, or C.) An absolutely *brilliant* parody writer with a great sense of humor and lots of creativity. I'm leaning toward C. In which case, thanks for a great laugh. ;) It takes talent to butcher the English language that effectively. I'm erupting with effervescent praise like a moonlit volcano tremulous unscuous waterfall the.

Seriously, your stories are awful. Are you not getting the point that you need to either write in your own language or stop. I understand that to improve, one must keep writing but you have no talent at all. You need to stop and learn and then try again, not keep coming back and creating more crap like this. Honestly, your stories are pure nothing, I cannot even fathom words to describe how horrible these are and I'm a really nice person so I don't mean to be saying these things, I just hope you get some help. Please do, i'd hate to see someone give up when they're trying but you really really need some help here. So good luck to you.