I like it... But a hairless unicorn I thought it was an euphemism... I have a dirty mind though. I enjoyed the story. It was amusing. You have a clear writing style and great characterisation of both Tommy and Merton.

Unicorns may not be as sweet as Merton thinks.

I hope you haven't given up on this... I love it!

What would a hairless unicorn be doing on a beach? Obviously: getting a tan.

Lol. Nice piece of utterly random. Thanks.

cool.