"Food poisoning yes, drowning certainly, and numerous people have tried to run over me with their automobiles, and you tried to shoot me the other day, but nobody has ever BOMBED me."

ROTFL d(*-*)

Yay! flirty time! I enjoy how cavalier both Penny and Sheldon were about the bomb and how Leonard was like wtfomgbomb. Obviously more proof that SP need to be partners :D

keep them coming

HaHa Sheldon's to Cool for Leonard's taste d(*-*)

Would Sheldon play Strip Poker with Penny?

Um, hi. *waves* I follow your stuff both here and at Paradox on Live Journal (I go by Canton Heroine there). This is probably going to sound really random, but your fic inspired me to make some artwork. I'm pretty sure doesn't allow links so I hope this works.

s43 dot photobucket dot com/ albums/ e365/ CantonHeroine/ ?actionview¤tShenny-Noir dot jpg

(Just exchange actual dots for the word 'dot' and take out all the spaces).

Let me know if you have trouble viewing.

Cheers, Dee.

Strange ans funny... in a good way...

The superman tights thing makes me laugh for reasons you didn't even intend. I have this friend who has a story about how when she was in high-school she wore the underwear/tights/underwear combo and her skirt accidentally got tucked into one of the layers and she walked around school like that.

Now that I mention that, I'm suspicious... you're not her, are you? XD

*snickers* "Thugs won't bother me, I'm also armed, and a very light sleeper." Haha, oh Sheldon.

I always finish your chapters with a grin on my face. There's such witty bantering with this flirty/sexy undertone that's great to read.

(and ha! Penny shooting at Sheldon. OMG hilarious. They need to get married and solve crimes together. It's too perfect.)

"Oh he thinks I'm his mother?" Penny smiled at Hofstader instantly.

"Coitus. Intercourse. Fornication. Sex." He said bluntly, watching as she blushed. "Interesting."

I Love Sheldon and his Bluntness? Is that a word? Anyway Great Story d(*g*)

this is so deliciously campy!

Tempest,

That whole exchange about the devil and Mary Cooper was sheer wrting brilliance. I was laughing out loud because Mary realy IS theonly one who coul dsave the Devil.

I am so enjoying this story. Bravo!

All of which had left Penny feeling very jumpy, and resolving to attend church on Sunday. If there was a service after eleven am, which there probably wasn't, but the intention was there right?

"Oh, like you!" She smiled at him.

ROFL at the Whole Superman Thingy d(*-*)

I'll never think of superman the same again great chapter

'Penny tapped the arm of the sofa beside him to get his attention. "Do you think he wears another pair, underneath, as well?"

Wide eyed, Sheldon replied, "Wouldn't that be uncomfortable?"'

Second best part of the fic so far (The BEST line was about Texans getting guns as christing gifts)

LOL so funny, can't wait for more.

you could so make a TV show out of this story great just great