IDGAD IF THIS IS PRACTICALLY CHILD PORN, OH MY JEEZ. UNF. AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN, REALLY. I love this, and I love you, and omfg I needed this awkwardness and amazingness and JADEBECKNESS IN MY LIFE SINCE FOREVER.

ALSO THIS.

"You're a twatblock."

"A what?" Beck asks, jaw dropping.

"It's like a cockblock, but for my twat."

TROLOLOL. I love your Jade, she's hilarious, and obsessed with the word "twat". It's canon, really. IF NICKELODEON WEREN'T A KIDS SHOW, SHE'D BE TALKING ABOUT IT, ALL THE TIME.

just, I don't even know what else to say, JUST. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I NEED A BUCKET NOW. FOR MY CRIES. OF JOY.

FINALLY. this was well-written and quite funny and very realistic. also, super refreshing since any semi-decent jade/beck writter in this fandom angsts it up like it's their job. so, yeah, i liked it.

for someone who apparently doesnt like jade/beck, you sure do write them very well.

Look, I know I'm not your favorite person, but let's forget our uhhhh conversation ever happened. Ok,so heres my true review:

I loooooove this sex piece. Please make a Tori/Beck sex story. Or well I like any SEX pieces though. But Tori/Beck is my favorite

Ahhh! This is brill! I don't read a lot of M rated fics, because half the time it's just a random sex scene with no plot, but this...WHOA. I clap for you, my friend. This was hilarious and hot and just so THEM. If Nickelodeon wasn't a teens channel, i bet this would be exactly how it would go down! I wish there were more writers like you, there aren't though. Oh well, i can dream of a thousand you's, right? Anyway, Well done! I love it :3

This is so them, and I just freaking love it. Im sorry my review is so lame compared to how awesome this story is. You had me at she told him she wanted to have sex, and he choked on a potato chip. It just kept getting better from there.

I dont favor a lot of stories. But, I dont think its possible for me to NOT favor this one.

Only one small comment (assuming your a virgin- dont kick me in the twat) you do know when you loose your virginity as a girl (it kind of hurts at first) and you bleed a little. Just to...throw that out there.

Anyway, good job. :)

Oh my.

I don't like Beck/Jade much either, but then again I don't ship many heterosexual pairings period. But I did like this, and it was fabulously written. You write Jade hilariously and so believably, and Beck was spot-on, so kudos.

Now you should totally write about Beck and Robbie's first time I am just saying :)