Actually, Scorpio is the scorpion. CANCER is the crab.

Would have been better if you blamed it on the Doctor for putting the Earth back at the wrong point in its orbit after Journey's End.

"Oh sorry my fault, well actually Jack's fault, he had control of the spatial orientation controls back then. Guess he wanted to be a Pisces, well again. Wibbly Wubbly Earth and all that and it would take him 5,000 years to get back to that position sooooo, oops?"

Wow Adrian. We thought you were dead. Glad to be wrong for once.

Funny story.

love it!

Wibbley wobbley, Earthy-wurthy.

Excellent line there.

But blame Theia (Giant impact hypothesis).

Lovely little piece.

Haha, that's a nice funny little story. I'm not sure why everyone is making such a deal about the signs though, I've known for a while, and anyone who's had an astonomy course has probably known for a good while to, people are making to big a deal over this.

Wibbley-wobbley Earthy-wurthy? That is classic. Totally.

Ouch;D Keep writing