I love this part:). I would like to point out that the Romulans are the enemy and unless he's in on the smuggling shouldn't be on the ship (you can switch him out for a Vulcan though). I remember you telling me about this, but don't remember reading it before.

I'm not normally a fan of OC's on account of the fact that I've found so many Mary-Sue's. This is a good reason to like OC's. Very funny, this made a quiet afternoon much more entertaining. Keep updating