So far, my favorote nonserious fanfiction.

I'm sorry. I can't. This is just. PERFECTION.

After putting myself through the hilarity of Tommy Wiseau's failure, AKA 'The Room', I was a tad sceptical about this fic. But you proved me wrong!

I am a better person after reading this. It's just so dreadful and... bad. I LOVE IT. I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR GRACING ME WITH THIS LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE.

The entire story is genius. I'm sure Tommy Wiseau would be proud.

What a story Mellow Walrus

This is the best thing I've ever read, ever, that I've read.

This is so hilarious. You need to have Steven show up in a chapter though. "I FEEL LIKE I'M SITTING ON AN ATOMIC BOMB WAITING TO GO OFF". And appearances from Mike and Michelle would be great too. I'd love to see how you'd describe the awesome facial expressions Mike makes.

...lmao...was this supposed to be so terrible? It did make me laugh however so...you get points for that. XD Mucho Mucho points! So much grammar issues in this...I'm going to assume you intentionally left out the comma's and the like? Ok...other than that...wow...just...wow.

Probably one of the most ground-cracking stories has to offer, this is a true work of literature that deserves to be published. It transcends even Shakespeare!

I am a fan of Peter but I will not flame you because you are right. Johnny is definitely so charming and funny and sexy! XD

Oh hai, chapter 5! I missed this fic so much! Glad to see it updated! And boy, was it funny.

I wasn't sure what I expected.

I definitely didn't expect this Sue-topia - centred around Johnny, of course - to be satirical and poking fun at its lack of a story. Of course, none of it makes sense, but that's what you wanted, hm?

A successful parody indeed. You lampshade the sheer absurdity that is The Room, complete with rabid adjectives and good will dripping off of every random bystander. Everything works so well for Johnny - everyone likes him except us! How horrible of us readers to not want to give him our money for doing the honour of breathing!

I must now go and rethink my life, and how I might better be able to help Johnny enjoy his perfect, sexy, funny and charming life. Clearly, I should not right random video game and anime fanfiction. I must write /Johnny/ fanfiction, and publish it and send him all the money!

Ha ha ha funny story i will sue you for using my funny, charming, and sexy likeness just kidding anyway how's your sex life?

You know, I'm pretty sure this is what Tommy Wiseau's script for The Room actually looked like. And I learned a new word so bonus!

As always, brilliantly cracktastic and insanely funny.

""Yeah, IN THE FACE!" Mark and Denny explasticated simultaneously, while joining in on the face kicking." Oh God, Freud was right... Mark/Denny is my new Room OTP.

"Chris R then got really big. "…Violence… VIOLENCE!" he shouted while getting very aggressive. He then picked up refrigerators and threw it at Johnny but it missed." CHRIS R SMASH! Did Chris R turn into the Hulk? LOL if he did.

More soon, please! I am wallowing in happy every time I read this.

OH HAI CHAPTER THREE! *reads*

Oh good golly gosh, just epic. The Mother/Pokémon-style battle between Chris R, Mark, and Johnny made me lol out loud in front of everyone at my school library. (Yeah, I'm reading fanfic in my school library. I'm such a rebel.)

More please. It is EPIC.

How has this not been reviewed before? As a fan of the holy shitpile known as The Room, this is a fantastically awful (in a good way) fanfic sequel to a classically awful movie. More please. I'm a fan. And I love this fic.