|Reviews for Garfield: Royal Rescue|
| andy kaufmann 5/18/13 . chapter 1
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life. I bow to you.
| htc139 2/22/13 . chapter 1
Can you write another one and put more detail in the end scene (starting from "Fine,but I must first be attending important business."
| Dr. Goose 2/5/13 . chapter 1
This story is a delight to read.
I can only hope that I have the writing ability to match such a cunning narrative, Dr. Goose said with sincerity.
I'm completely serious.
The fans demand more.
| LadyHeatherlly 2/3/13 . chapter 1
This is the most fantastic story I've ever read. Thank you.
| AkaneDied 1/21/13 . chapter 1
Meh, it could have been funnier, but I give you credit for effort or perhaps the lack of effort.
| Guest 1/5/13 . chapter 1
| Bluebird 12/29/12 . chapter 1
I WANTED TO PICK JUST ONE LINE TO QUOTE BUT THEY WERE ALL TOO HILARIOUS. ARGH.
| Cocky McDickshit 12/23/12 . chapter 1
"Dear Garfield, you are not invited to royal wedding. Sincerely Royal England Family." Said the letter with insults? That is so fucking stupid.
"INVITE THIS" the best line ever
"It will be dangerous. Royal edicts are there with power." Jon Arbuckle warned with caution. are they just gonna say his full name all the time? Whatever.
This is longer than I was expecting.
Garfield then boarded his jet and lifted off for take off with thunder like speed. Garfield soared through the sky over oceans and oceans until he came to Island of England. Garfield then braked his jet and prepared for jumping. How do you break a jet in midair? how do you do it?! It's impossible.
"Very well I am almost ready. Now leave before I am lashing your back." Roared Prince William with anger. I love how angry William is in this fic. It's great
"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" Asked the Queen of England with challenge. Oh my god, that maybe the best line. Ever.
"There is plenty of salt for you in there." Said Garfield with cleverness as he walked away. Yeah. Walking after murdering
Garfield came on table of food with wedding guests sitting around on celebration? Garfield, that's just rude. Not to mention unhygienic.
At Prince Williams commands noise was heard. Mighty Big Ben transformed into giant laser cannon and aimed at Garfield with blasting intent.
"Tick Tock it is 12 o'clock. Time to die!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is fucking stupid.
"Good night, sweet prince" maybe the best line ever said by Garfield.
"No problem my British biscuit. You must save me juicy piece of your shepherd's pie." Garfield responded with flirtations. Shit man, this fic just suddenly got filthy
"Very well at least accept position of Duke of Ireland"? THAT'S FUCKING GARFIELD-OFFENSIVE TO IRISH PEOPLE!
"Garfield I want you to joust me like valiant knight." Kate Middleton cried out with desire. This maybe the best erotic fanfic I've ever read in my life.
Garfield then rode Kate Middleton like mighty knight taming wild stallion. With mighty force Garfield Jousted Kate Middleton with manly lance into late hours of night and all heard sound of their romances.
This is quite possibly the most batshit insane thing I've ever read. More than The Tales of the Spageti Womna. Thus, fuck you.
| Macho Cat 12/10/12 . chapter 1
And then he woke up
| JohnAtDawn 12/9/12 . chapter 1
What...the fuck is this?
| Guest 8/12/12 . chapter 1
Bloody brilliant! The redundancy and childish tones really captivate the reader! The chain of events flowed too quickly, which is a plus when writing a badfic! And the cat on human romance was so vividly written, readers have no choice but to be aroused by the sheer creepiness and wrongness of it. Wonderful!
Seriously though, dafuq
| Prince William 8/11/12 . chapter 1
| Chlochlo 7/29/12 . chapter 1
I have no idea what I just read.
| anonymous 6/2/12 . chapter 1
Funny and weird at the same time. I love this piece of art.
| Dale Z. Larmint 12/21/11 . chapter 1
this is the best thing ever