Yeah, more insanity! always makes my day a little more fun :D

I love how you fit actual information in here, like socialism and the Soviet Union, makes it funnier by adding credibility, even if it has nothing to do with anything XP its even funnier that a point is being made by a full grown man sitting in a high chair wearing a bib with a grammatically incorrect sentence written on it. oh Neo, what is Morpheus going to do with you?

Quotes that I would have regretted reading if I had been eating and/or drinking:

-Smith killed Jones with a pillow and took his spot on the couch.

-"Sucker," he said, despite the fact that it had been his own mailbox.

-reserved only for the One: the honorary adult-sized high chair, constructed 72 feet in the air—at the table

-Trinity popped a truckload of aspirin and was carried off the set.

and before I forget, I got Path of Neo yesterday, played it today. so fun :) except for firearms, I officially HATE firearms. I spent a whole hour trying to get through one level! Oh well, I'll work on it.

hahaha, there were a few good lines in this ;)

"He thought he tasted awfully bland without a pinch of oregano" - don't we all my friend, don't we all XP

"Ahem, I meant—multiplication—melioration— masturbation—MIDLIFE CRISIS! MIDLIFE CRISIS. YES, THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED," he announced too loudly, smiling. - LAWL, hahaha so great XD

"Last time I knew, the Soviet Union was a free country!"

"You shall never speak of that...that...that...political farce ever again,"- haha that's some great satire there, I like that ;)

Nice work, i enjoyed the new dose of humor :)

Dear Warlord Darnell:

Read the title. POINTLESS. Agent. Insanity. The plotlessness is kind of inherent there. And no, I intentionally misspelled "the" in "I Am Teh Walrus". "Teh" is an older Internet slang. And to tell you the truth...I don't much care for The Beatles.

I wonder if this is how everybody feels about this story...

(in pain) Too, random, must have at least a grain of a story to it. (Angry) What the heck? I am TEH walrus. I think you just misspelled the and ruined the ending to the best Beatles album for me. I hope that this story can even make sense at some basic level. I think that just having them go on a quest to find something to do would be better, and have a chance to actually be like a comedy film, not like the trip you experience when watching MAD on Nickelodeon. All of this is just completely random events.

I hope that you take my suggestions, and have a version 2.0 to pointless agent insanity.

LOL, thank you for another dose of hilarity :D

The documentary on the Dell Computer was highly amusing, especially the competition between Office Word and Microsoft XD

Neo and Morpheus fighting over TV shows- hahahaha, reminds me of several discussions that I've had with people.

But Chuck Norris horror... uh oh, this is not good.

Update soon :D

CP7

YES...another masterpiece of a chapter. I love Grey, have I mentioned that? He's fantastic, along with Brown, who's still my favorite for burping his name into a microphone few chapters ago...

love the Dell computer thing, that's something I've never read before XP and classic James Bond *quiche-hehehe*

I actually just watched the first movie yesterday-by myself cause my family hates me and my matrix loving-it was the comentary...not extremely entertaining, I have to admit. The dinamic was weird. They chose the head of special effects, the editor, and Carrie-Ann Moss-who are all extremely fantastic-but half way through, they kind of gave up and started watching the movie instead of talking about it. strange...

Anyway...Favorite quotes:

-"I heard incoherent screaming. Who was at the door?" Johnson said. "Telemarketer," said Jackson.

-"CURVE THE BULLET, DAMMIT!" Angelina Jolie screeched before jumping out of the seven-story window while making ten movies out of the motion.

-"NEO!" Morpheus screamed, spotting him.

"WHAT?"

"DID YOU TAPE CSI FOR ME?" he shouted, despite the fact that they were sitting side-by-side in the audition waiting room.

"NO!"

"DAMN IT!"

"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?" Thomas shrilled. "BONES IS FAR COOLER THAN CSI ANYWAY!"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I'M OPENING A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS!"

This converstaion is PERFECTION. For some odd reason, I was expecting Morpheus to be all authoritative and tell Neo he couldnt be an agent or something...but this caught me WAY off guard.

another thing, Bones is an AMAZING show! I've been waiting soooo patiently for the next season!

Yay! I love cookies and new chapters! short, but hilarious nonetheless, made my not-so-awesome-day a lot better :)

Fave quotes, (cause they're beilliant):

"Jones slapped Brown with a plastic toy pistol he had retrieved from a dying G.I. Joe comrade. Brown, in retaliation, threw a Lincoln Log at Jones"

"The blaring dramatic music played again, to which the teddy bear ran back into the room, took out a double barrel shotgun and blew the orchestra composer away"

That one made me think of my band teacher getting shot by a teddy bear...odd image. very odd image.

Firstly, thank for the cookies :D They are most excellent.

Secondly: HAHAHAHAAHA oh that was great. The Animal General Hospital was hilarious, oh my god. XD XD

You actually have a cat named Mr. Booger-Mooger? :/

I feel sorry for the cat.

Update soon, I look forward to more hilarity!

CP7

First of all: HAHAHAHAHA this has to be one of your best parody chapters yet! Seriously, this is great stuff, witty and original ;D

This was an awesome line:'Smythe smacked himself most fruitfully upside the cranium.' LOL that was a great medival version of 'facepalm' XD

HOLY TACO XD XP

I just generally enjoyed the Shakesperian form of description and dialogue, it was refreshing and the fact that you added humor into it made it even better, well done :D

CP7

Yes! That was brilliant, a masterpiece of fiction, a perfectly orchestrated work of insane and hilarious hilariousness!

I can't really pin point my favorite part, it seriously took me, like, 3 days to read it all. It's impossible to skim these if you want the full experience, and I'm a REALLY slow reader, but I enjoyed every word :)

Wow, that was the biggest and most hilarious bout of Agent Insanity ever XD

*applauds*

Although I wonder, how did you ever manage to come up with all that insanity for this uber long chapter? :P

CP7

"Oh, for the love of GOD!"

true genius :) another wonderful chapter

side note: I should own the matrix tril., but I don't because I'm lame, apparently! I never get to watch it, so I'm a bit jealous...and whenever I do get the chance, no one wants to watch it with me! None of my firends like it :(

I'm sorry, it's poor reflection to review your own story, but this is the most hilarious line I've ever written since Thomas' spiel on perfume back in Ch. 5. I LOVE IT XD

"I have no damn clue how to drive this damn thing," Smith said, running over several pedestrian signs. Glowering, he stuck his hand out the window and flipped off a nonexistent penguin as he hit another sign and the trio of Agents simultaneously bounced up and collectively banged their heads on the metal roof. "Damn city can't even bother to fill in the damn potholes in the damn road, goddammit!"

hehehehe Smith, it's poor manners to SWEAR! XD

I'mma disappear to school for a while, then I'll be back, like tha Terminator...or, as they know him in his country of origin, the Germinator XD

HAHAHA I laughed so many times while reading this XD

You mentioned Charlie Sheen... . Those jokes will never get old... because they are always WINNING! XD

HA. Orlando Bloom chrips.

turqoise pineapple - LOL I'd like to see that in real life.

HAHAHA mini Chuck Norris XD That's a win.

OMG The bit with Dora the explorer, that was absolutely HILARIOUS, BAHAHAHA XD Swiper stealing their identities and Boots getting killed, rough but hilarious.

'angel showers dropping giant ten-foot harps on your Hummer' HAHAHA I would pay to see that... so long as it wasn't my Hummer.

We all have mental days, where we don't want to do a thing (although I find writing rather appealing on such days) So take care, write and eat food (usually helps ;))

CP7

Lol, another great chapter.

Smith having a nickel tax on his blinking? hahaha sucker XD

chirps on Brad Pitt, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber great.

"Smith was from his mother's womb untimely ripped...wait. I'm still stuck in Shakespeare mode" - hahahaha Macbeth reference WIN :D

Thanks again for the mention, and feel free to bring back that duck anytime ;)

Update soon :)