The idea of Marcus buying tampons is killing me. It looks kind of suspicious, but I'm getting out some silent belly laughs. Next stop: I vote Marcus buying condoms.

I cannot thank you enough for making Tyler a whingey little brat.

Oh my God. Bieber hair for Anna. I am dying.

Ooow...think I hurt myself this chapter. O.o But what is it about men vs. feminine hygiene projects that is so damn funny? I mean this chapter? Comic GOLD!

And yeah...Wal-marts are weird late at night. Lots of strange things in them...and I could see the Hobo. I used to work in a Denny's that let bums sleep in there at night.. O.o So yeah, I can totally see the bum in the wal-mart bed!

And the shopping cart stampede...they're lucky they lived! Every thing these guys do seems to spiral downward into a disastrous nightmare! It's lucky they're alive still...it really, really is! Great work and I can't wait for the next bit!

Well, Roxy lets see.

Judging from the shopping list I am getting a pretty good vision of the REAL Anna. Someone who, after a day of trying to take over earth, shuts the door, grabs a Haagen-Das, and blankly startes are Dave and Craig, then pops in a couple of Sandra Bullock videos. Probably arranges for Erica to be "taken prisoner" some nights to keep her company, both yammerin endlessly about Marcus and Jack, respectivly, wondering what fooks these males are for not realizing the prizes they have in from of them. Oh well.

Another great chapter. keep 'em coming. And remember, if if the Vs get pink slipped, two words: Alternative. Universe.

Don

Hahahahahha the tampon part made me crack up! XD I love this story, it's so fucking funny!

hhahahahahahahahaha... tampons! LOL! Poor, poor Joshua!

I used to struggle with this myself, until one day I had an exciting revelation: No One Cares.

I burst out laughing right then and there because that's what I often think myself. P. But anyways, your story is hilarious! Totally made my day a little better. And one thing's for sure, I will never think of McDonlads or Seventeen or burnt popcorn the same way again. ]

You. Are. A. GENIUS! I love your Marcus voice, makes him more likeable underneath that stoic exterior! Also, please tell me Amy (Ryan's kid) will be making an apperance shortly. Oh, the adventures Marcus will have with her...

Thank you! Did you see last night's episode? If I'd been alone in the house I would have been screaming. Like a three-year-old. Like Red Sky, this season finale takes epic to a new level. I'd say Project Aries has their work cut out for them. And where did Hobbes go anyway?

Ithileon

FURBIES! I remember those things! They're like the Zhu Zhu Pets of a decade ago!

Also, Dandelion sounds like Dale if you say it really fast. Kinda. No :P no it does not. Not one bit xD the pizza thief part had me cracking up!

Yes Marcus, because being a pizza thief is SO much more important then being a terrorist trying to destroy Anna. At least we know he has his priorities straight.

And a guy slumber party watching "Toddlers and Tiaras"...wow. Just...wow. I think that mental image burns. Does Joshua give brain grafts?

I can't wait to see what you come up with in the future! Any chance you might follow this into season 2?

Visitors on vacation? Sounds hysterical. Anyway, a thought came to me sometime between midnight and 1 am: a V (Anna) and a human (Erica) get drunk and locked in the same room all night. What happens? I'd die laughing at the result I'm sure.

Ithileon

hahahahaha! Lol! Lisa watching uncensored MTV! I don't even WANT to THINK about...eww, that gives me images. Speaking of images, I started screaming into the couch when I saw the promo for the next episode when it showed Tyler and Lisa... *shudder* . On a brighter subject of things, I thought that Marcus's comment on colorful claws was funny!