The laughter... too... much... Ah, badass hilarity overload! Yay for Eliwood! Yay for Mark! And, yay for you! : D

My day has just been made. This should have more reviews, so here's my contribution:

GO BADASS ELIWOOD!

Just by reading this I now have realized that I'm such a loser...and I'm glad! :D

Okay, I officially lost it at "one could argue that Roy's lack of badassery did not come from his father's side of the family." Bravo!

This is so...so...BADASS.

I love this pairing. And yes, Eliwood is a badass. True badasses, however, don't brag about it, and Eliwood did not.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

That is all.

Lol! Hilarious! I loved it!

Lol, this was really funny. I didn't expect the whole thing to turn out to be Mark's made-up story. Nice little twist at the end. I love Eliwood's reaction to the whole thing.

Me gusta.

OH MY GOODNESS, that just made my day. This story was so badass I can't even articulate words to describe it. Haha, but yeah, this was just too much fun to read. Silly Mark! Oh, and that last line was THE BEST. Annnnd that's all. I'm just (unfortunately) not badass enough to write a half-decent review... Oops.

For a second I thought you'd disappeared until I realized you changed your name. Gotta say I like it too.

And Eliwood's a badass now, never thought I'd live to see the day haha. Funny story, but man, Eliwood doesn't believe his son is "badass" enough to have a name starting with E? You upset me lol

Oh my Eliwood, that was a badass story.

Go forth, Eliwood, and slay arthritis. Oh. Right.

This. was the funniest oneshot I have ever read in my life. Officially.

Oh good God. Best. Oneshot. Ever. Nothing can top the badassery of this fic. Nothing. Laughing aloud in Chemistry class is admittedly not the best plan, but it was worth it. Excellently written! By the by, why is everybody writing about Badass Eliwood? What happened on LiveJournal?