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Guest 6/19/11 . chapter 5 Here are some dares and questions, be prepared. Latvia: Stab Russia with a flower, and be straped to Russia's back for the entire show without trying to escape. Russia: marry Belarus, and get tied to Belarus's hand for the entire show. Belarus: marry Lithuania, and do not hurt Lithuania Iceland: call Norway onii-chan for the entire chapter, pluck your puffin's feathers, and throw the puffin at the snow. Norway and England: use your fairies to battle against each other like a Pokemon battle. England: sign THE calendar and kick France in the place where the sunshine will never ever shine on the place where the sunshine is not suppose to shine on. Liechenstein: fire Nerf darts at every person you see with a Nerf gun that looks like a real gun and darts that look like bullets. Also, swear for the entrie show. Switzerland: do NOT try to stop Liechenstein from firing the darts and swearing, and eat cheese and chocolate for the entire chapter. France: make everybody (except for the author) go nakies, but censor everybody. Also, kiss everybody on the lips except for the author. Say ,"OMG! Liechenstein killed herself with a Nerf gun!" to Switzerland everytime Liechenstein swears. Norway: Can you see England's fairies and other mythical creatures? Nordic countries (except for Iceland): Why do you drink so much coffee? The top four countries that consume the most coffee are the Nordic countries(except Iceland) in the world records. If you really do like coffee, drink it for the entire chapter. Hungary: stay away and do not say from yaoi related stuff and "Bacon Lettuce" for the entire chapter. Poland: go die in a hole and get reborn as a phoenix. Prussia: let Gilbird peck on your head for the entire chapter. Sealand: Kick England in the shin and nuts, and eat a baker's dozen TONS of sugar, cookies, and ice cream. Do NOT share the food, eat them all by yourself. Denmark: yodel in the wilderness while running around naked with your ax. Everybody: have a virtual cookie(for each person). |
I.heart.good.fiction 6/15/11 . chapter 2Actually England I feel guilty now...(sorry if I already posted this review my computers being dumb) you helped me with my spells and I was mean. So I'll now give you the choice of turning yourself or America into a girl before you switch bodies and make out. Haha! Also; Switzerland, you are the sexiest character in all of Hetalia. No contest. I now add a dare; you must kiss Lili even if you don't like her that way! Haha! And did you see this, "Swiss Gun Smex," Video? watch?nomobile1&vUQdOyhMZOnM If you haven't...well somebody leaked it to the net. *pssst* Lili your brother makes softcore porn...sorry to tell you. Or did you film it? Anyways I love you Jocylen! |
animangaholic94 6/15/11 . chapter 5 Ok. My oc is Guanatamo Bay, or looks like a 10-12 pretty female version of Cuba. She is a prison facility, so she is very tough, agressive, and scares every country except Russia(both feel lonely). Only he, America, and all of my other OC countries have seen her soft won't admit it, but she has a huge crush on Sealand and considers him a nation. Her only problem is she FAILS at flirting and acting like a girl. I dare Sealand to kiss her. |
animangaholic94 6/15/11 . chapter 5 Ok. My oc is Guanatamo Bay, or looks like a 10-12 pretty female version of Cuba. She is a prison facility, so she is very tough, agressive, and scares every country except Russia(both feel lonely). Only he, America, and all of my other OC countries have seen her soft won't admit it, but she has a huge crush on Sealand and considers him a nation. Her only problem is she FAILS at flirting and acting like a girl. I dare Sealand to kiss her. |
I.heart.good.fiction 6/15/11 . chapter 5OMG I'm in LOVE with this story now! So favorited. Hmmm... TRUTH: Switzerland, do you love Lili, and not like a sister? I dare you to tell the truth! And lesse... ENGLAND! I dare you to make a magical spell that switches you and America's bodies...then you have to kiss each other while in each other's bodies! MUHAHAHA! Oh, BTW, that "Dumbledora the Explorer" thing combined with "Jack LeToya," totally increased my spell a lot, dude! *peace sign* An American Girl |
Pepperfan1 6/15/11 . chapter 5Hi again! France- I don't like you either. You creep me out. England- Stop being a meanie to Sealand! He is too a country! Okay, next two are the same as last time. No writing it out and i would like it recorded and sent to me. America- Give Japan a big kiss and an even BIGGER hug. Again, I don't care if Greece watches. Russia- Your's is a little different this time. Give Canada a GIGANTIC hug and a lot of little kisses. and i mean A LOT. Oh, and someone has to restrain Belarus why this is happening. That's all! BTW, the answer was Kentucky. :) |
Guest 6/14/11 . chapter 5 As yet another continuation because me computer keeps sending them in before I am done... Humf! Jocy I want you to tell Prussia how much you love him and then Prussia, I want you to kiss her! And no one can interrupt! (Your welcome!) |
Ella 6/14/11 . chapter 5 As a continuation of my last one. Italy, I love you but try not to say pasta or Ve for the episode! And France, I now want you to go without wine! And Jocy, I want you to tells Prussia how much y |
Ella 6/14/11 . chapter 5 Herro! Italy, if you are already out, I now want you to try to go without |
18dustyrose 6/14/11 . chapter 5maybe a little Poland Lithuania action. Someone keep Russia under control before he kills Poland for this. |
vodka's sister 6/14/11 . chapter 5 France i dont care what i should spread, i hate you Questions America i found this site hubpages hub/Top-10-Reasons-Why-Americans-Love-England and i was just wondering about reason 10 Dare: England: Because France slaped you i dare you to punch him in the gut so he falls over breathless |
The Animanga Girl 6/14/11 . chapter 5Hi again! (even if England glares me) Ok Ok, I've been to harsh with my poor country (USA) So I dare to give him one chocolate ice cream cone... Now a couple of question... Maria,if you confront Canada in the Gold Cup, who is going to win? Canada, What did you feel when you won vs Guadeloupe (The island France's boss decide to keep instead of you) ? To the bad Friends Trio...how did all began? To Germania , is Rome like Italy Venetian? To Rome, is Germania like Germany? To Rome, Egypt and Greece are your kids? *watches suspiciously* To Russia, Will you become one with me? Dare time! I dare Russia to say sorry for the Berlin wall I dare Poland to be manly I dare to the involved to say the truth about HRE... And no, Hungary is still going to be handcuffed to Mr. Awesome Love the author |
MyMusesSpeakToMe 6/14/11 . chapter 5Poor America is so abused... So lets do it some more! Canada and America switch personalities until they are dared to go back to normal. For my questions... Maria: Do you like waffles? France: Do you like pancakes? England: Do you like french toast? |
savannahamminga 6/14/11 . chapter 5love this. I HAVE DARES. guy love orientated dares for my self and Hugary's enjoyment because i am evil, and i would OWN Russia in a fight and belarus aswell with my insanity. my name is Savanna btw but you can call me Kitsune which means Fox in Japanese. Japan PWNS ALL! except Italy AKA Felicano *IS A MAJOR ANIME OBSESSED GIRL* 1) I dare Holy rome to french kiss Chibitalia then the adult one. 2) i dare Romano to kiss Italy 3) I dare anyone to stroke romano's hair curl, because i am so evil towards romano. I have a gift for Feliciano I hope thats alright. It is a... *Drumrool* kiss and a hug and PASTSA. please include the kiss in the story. my anime look is a slim girl 4 inches shorter than Feli with fox ears and 18 fox tails, with cobalt blue eyes and snow white skin, with a violet streak in long white hair. Kaitō Kitsune over and out NOTE: Kaitō Kitsune means Fox Theif *Translated From japanese cuz japan rocks* |
Caius Quo Bright 6/14/11 . chapter 5I LOVES ZE DEATH NOTE SHIRT! -cough- sorry. To France: Amérique du x Angleterre pour toujours et pour toujours! France, être un être cher et le baiser du Canada à la place. La Prusse, l'Amérique et tous les autres pays ne sont pas autorisés à intervenir. (America x England forever and always! France, be a dear and kiss Canada instead. Prussia, America, and all other countries are not allowed to interfere.) to Hungary: I'm [so not] sorry you're handcuffed to Mr.-Imma-So-Damn-Awesome! Have a cookie! *hands cookie* (I lurve PruHun!) to Russia: Привет! Смею вас выбросить все ваши трубы и извиниться перед Литвой! Вы не можете пыток любой из стран Балтии в течение двух главах! (Hello! I dare you to throw away all your pipes and apologise to Lithuania! You may not torture any of the Baltics for two chapters!) -evil laugh- the author has a character now...heheheh I dare the author to try to seduce... -drumroll- ... ... ... ... ... ROMANO! Spain is not allowed to interfere. to Sweden: I dare you to actually use vowels when you talk! Ex: D'n't t'lk l'k' th's. Talk like this! I dare America to be a Poland-like Valley Girl for the rest of the chapter! Love you all! Except Cuba! |