This story is feckin' brilliant, my god I haven't laughed so hard i cried in ages, Love Horace the cheese, i would love to be there and see all that,feckin' brilliant!

Write more its feckin marvellous!

Oh god... this is an unholy union made in -heaven- hell, and I enjoyed every single second of it.

This is awesome. You have a truly warped imagination.

A most amusing story.

Thank you! I didn't know I wanted this, but it's exactly what I needed.