I love it!

Especially the ending, where they discuss who gets the worst students :)

This is a piece of brilliance and I think I love you for it. :D

Umbrae Calamitas

Live long. Live well. Write. Read. Dream.

That was great! I had to look up the song of the Major-General first, and was very impressed by your composition.

My favourite verse: "Whose credo "Cogitamus ergo sumus" makes the best hot air -

And if you didn't get all that, don't panic, I won't put you there."

And thank you for the Mack the Knife Sorting Song, I could really imagine the Hat singing it! )

wow! all the lines fit so well, this is awesome :)

so snape

Brilliant! Fantastic! Hilarious! Muy Bien! Tre merveilleux! Hen Hao! In short, I loved it.

Brilliant! Simply fantastic! This is quite an inspiring piece of poetry. I suddenly feel the need to write a Sorting Song as well. I'd love your critique if I ever finish it. :D

oh that's really nice sprout...O.o what happened to hufflepuff being CARING and loyal...and of course snape would go on about rabble, even when he seems to favor his house...blagh.

this is awesome! i can't think of all the researching and work that went into this...O.O

this is great! *grins*

W O W ! This was truly amazingly brilliant.

The fact that you have very nearly 400 reviews on a one-shot, of sorts, is something to be applauded. Kudos!

haha brilliant!

I'm very impressed, because I suck at writing in verse! so RESPECT!

Most honest to goodness loved it!

You're writing is just simply magnificent, it's a style of writing that has a sway on what I say even, a good writer makes the person reading it consider mimicking the language, they take parts with them.

You, you are a Ravenclaw with the good charms of all four houses.

And I can imagine Snape put some effort into the song with a bit of sarcastic wit into it.

Must review once more : THIS IS AWESOME. I generally dislike writing poetry as a rule, so I feel for your epic efforts to write something like this. IT IS AWESOME.

haha, nice song!

wow! you're an amazing poet :)