Yuk! What a putrid waste of a ** you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. I bet you put pubic hairs between your teeth just to make it look like you get laid? The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal **; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum? Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? You couldn't get a job cleaning ** off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's **. I like that outfit you're wearing. You should hang on to it. It'll probably come back in style some day. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your **, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to. Yuk! What a putrid waste of a ** you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You're a politically vacillating phony liberal **; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. If brains were electricity, you wouldn't have enough power to run the dynamo in a fire-fly's **,you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. You couldn't get a job cleaning ** off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's **. I like that outfit you're wearing. You should hang on to it. It'll probably come back in style some day. What you are - besides a pitiable little carnival freak - is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river. Yuk! What a putrid waste of a ** you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You're a politically vacillating phony liberal **; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. If brains were electricity, you wouldn't have enough power to run the dynamo in a fire-fly's **,you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. You couldn't get a job cleaning ** off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's **. I like that outfit you're wearing. You should hang on to it. It'll probably come back in style some day. What you are - besides a pitiable little carnival freak - is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river. You **-whipped, sister-humping, **-slurping, **-munching, boil-nibbling, **-faced dickweasel!

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