It took me 3 days to finish this; I took the same amount if time to finish all 7 books.

Reading all the time jumps gave me a splitting headache.

Totally insane shit going on all over the place.

Completely, absolutely, totally f**king AWESOME.

I think this story is very funny. I also like that Hermione's Loyalty is still there. I wounder about Neville though? Great Dragon Fight

Such a work of art should have a whole museum dedicated solely to it.

SO... FUCKING... AWESOME! i loved this story, as it held all the characteristics of a crack story...but actually made it all make sense...beautifully hilarious sense, but sense none the less!

the end was also well done-i like the fact that dumbles, harry, and riddle are the "masters of death" and traveling through time and space ;p

absolutely fantastic story, even if it shouldn't have turned out as good as it has. i have no idea how you kept up with the time-traveling chapters with luna breaking reality and all...still somewhat confused even with heavy explanation on Hermione's part.

God, this is the second time I've read this story and I still love it. This has to be one of my favourite pieces of fanfiction. Incidentally it probably also has my favourite Harry. Malfoy doing well for himself amuses me no end and Harry's own troubles both financially and just generally make this fantastically enjoyable. I think if I ever can get around to it I'm definitely going to pinch some of the ideas you've got in here.

This... This was beautiful. It was everything I could ever have asked for in fanfiction, I laughed out loud so many times in each chapter and I'm now seriously considering buying myself a pet rabbit and telling everyone it's a vorpal bunny. The standard of writing wasn't always amazing but you made up for it with a fantastic story. I'm still not sure if this was intended as a crackfic or not but I loved it either way!

This is exactly what I needed, cheers :D

Shit is awesome.

Oh, that was just mean (Taking both brooms).

I do think there is some truth to the title of the chapter. You are usually drawn to the person but since you are so young, and you don't know what the feelings are, you resort to pulling their pigtails.

It will be interesting to see what Fleur and Angelina have in store for him next chapter.

rdgale

So, Ginny's dead; You have a 17 (now 19) Year old Tom Riddle running around with Harry's wand; and a dead Basilisk killed with the sword of Gryffindor.

Did Harry get bite and Fawkes heal him in this universe?

How is Harry going to do his school work if he doesn't have a wand? Yes, I know he has Grandpa Pollux Black's wand, but it sounded like Malfoy Sr. had blocked him from having a wand until he was an adult.

Why won't he listen to Hermione? Maybe she has something useful to say.

Why isn't Ron and the twins out for blood. This is the person who 'killed' their sister after all. I don't think one little curse from Harry would stop a Weasley bent on revenge.

Did Wormtail somehow get caught while Harry was in Azkaban? what information would he have had that would have allowed them to release Harry. Sirius I could see, but Harry? Sorry, just a little thin there.

Well, this is your ride and I really am looking forward to seeing how things get on.

Thanks for sharing.

rdgale

hahaha another line with the boots. those are going down in history as some sort of iconic image for harry potter

ah voldemort, we meet once again, do you like my boots?

hahaha classic. favorite confrontation between harry and any form of voldemort whether its fake or not

This story is retarded in the best kind of way. I laughed out loud (literally, not the stupid 'LOL' kind) at least four times per chapter. And I love that you left Malfoy as a point of frustration for Harry...hilarious, and so un-cliche. You do the best kind of thing with fanfiction. Please do it again. :D

Oh, my, fucking, GOD!

This my friend may be the single greatest crackfick i have ever read. and ive read alot of them.

at first hesitant to start because of the, frankly not very inspiring blurb, but seeing as it was in a Lord Silvere recommended community i thought what the hell
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and nothing was done that day except read.
no regrets.

If anyone is checking to see if this is ok to read, it is, and my word on fiction judgement is law.

You can totally see Orion from the Southern Hemisphere, I see him all the time. Great story though, asshole!harry is hilarious. :)

pff, looks like Fleur has been thrown out of the story, quite sad really since you marked this as a Harry - Fleur fanfic. Oh well, at least I enjoyed the first 6 chapters