Ok, I'll just make the same answer as everyone else: Is this for real? Is this part of the overall mysterious plot? Or is it just an April's Fools joke?

I know it probably doesn't need to be said, but I think I speak for everyone not already in the know when I say HOLY FRIGGING CRAP! (Also, I won't grill you about whether this was all real or not, but if it is, then something that explains what's going on would be rather helpful. Completely at your discresion, of course.)

Darkest, yet most awesome, April Fools joke ever.

One thing I will say, it's a brilliant April Fool's joke. Because it is so frighteningly believable. Well... save for a few little things that I only noticed going back over it a second time... and I assume they were there on purpose.

Good job on that front then.

Wait, what? Are you actually telling me that that was an April Fool joke? Or is this meant to be some sort of double-bluff? Because I have to tell you, this is so dark, it makes some Warhammer40k fics look bright and happy by comparison. And I find it difficult to beleive that you could put _that_ much effort into something which is but a joke.

So...does the Author's note mitigate everything that happened in this story?

that wasn't funny at all. goodnight.

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...Wow. That was possibly the most brilliant April Fool's Joke ever.

What's Mabinogi? It sounds interesting.

This was an April Fools? Holy Cow!

... this BETTER be an April Fools Joke, or I swear imma hunt you down. My Adrian would never do anything like that! D:

Holy. Fri****. Crap.

Wow. Talk about an April Fool's joke. Nicely done. You have any idea the epileptic trees and WMG this will cause?

Still a fantastic story. Keep writing!