|Reviews for The Story of How Beach became a Daddy, sort of|
| Guest 1/10/13 . chapter 1
Even though it was crack it was done in a very believable manner it was pretty good. I've always wanted to read a story where doc found a way to give snake eyes his voice back could you write that for me please? you can pm Tagalog if you need to I'm her little sis.
| AA 11/26/12 . chapter 1
ROFL.. I guess this puts new meaning to the expression: A Joe can do anything...
| katdemon1895 1/23/12 . chapter 1
oh gosh, yes pure crack with a side of pixie sticks but somehow this is the most believable mpreg i've ever come across, granted i avoid them but still, you actually take biology into account
oh gosh, beachhead pregnant and oh gosh, this whole this, you've turned the world upside down and made it work and wow
i don't think i can think in complete sentences
this deep in the rabbit hole is a scary place, you're insanely brilliant for this
| Rhona 9/27/11 . chapter 1
But its awesome crack! Loved it!
| STLgeekgirl 8/20/11 . chapter 1
Oh good God! This is the wrongest story ever! And I'm crying with laughter over here! Only you could make a m-preg story I would happily read again.
I'm actually glad I closed my eyes and clicked on the link. Although...now wishing I did that to both of my kids. Maybe they wouldn't have tried to shove their feet out of my stomach.
| CaptainRocket 8/1/11 . chapter 1
That was so messed up on so many levels but I enjoyed it nonetheless :)
Thank you for sharing!_
| Psychotic Pyro Fairy 5/2/11 . chapter 1
He. He. He. Hehehe.
"STOP KICKIN' MAH PANCREAS!"
I love pregnant Beach. From a vast distance. And inside a bunker.
THE Psychotic Pyro Fairy
| SCcowgirl80 4/29/11 . chapter 1
OMG! Talk about hilarious. I laughed the whole way through and the birthing scene was awesome. I just about fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. Shame Beach couldn't raise the kid. Least there'd be someone with a good moral backbone.! Congrats, it turned out wonderfully.
| Agent-M-0167 4/27/11 . chapter 1
That was disturbing and funny at the same time.
| Totenkinder Madchen 4/26/11 . chapter 1
I can't do this, wolfy. I know you want a review, but I can't read more than a few bits of this at a time. It's hilarious, but it's making my brain turn inside-out. You really DO play poker with Cthulhu, don't you?
Hopefully I'll have better feedback for you in a few days. You know, when they unstrap me from the gurney and let me have crayons again.
| Strapakai 4/26/11 . chapter 1
If this is crack, I am addicted!
This almost made me choke, I was laughing so hard.
"Move it faster ya lazy maggot! This damn baby could run the course faster than you and it ain't born yet!" There was complete silence in the wake of his comment. He twisted around to glare. "What? All of ya know it's in me.. stop actin' like it's some shameful damned secret!"
Part of it reminded me of my last c-section, where the spinal block ran out halfway through the operation.
Poor poor Beach.
I like seeing a bit of Lady Jaye in there.
| Miscella 4/25/11 . chapter 1
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! Oh. My. GOD! That. That was wonderful. A masterpiece. I'm serious. I couldn't breath at "Shut the fuck up, you little maggot." I shared this with my friend (who doesn't read fanfiction) and he burst out laughing too.
| Tinks231 4/25/11 . chapter 1
Oh. My. God. That was AWESOME! I laughed so much a started crying!
...I'll admit, I have a weak spot for crack. Guilty pleasure. And when it's believable crack? Even better.
| Karama9 4/25/11 . chapter 1
Well, it's pretty good crack. :)
It actually makes sense, which is admittedly a bit scary. But really, seeing Beach go through all that is worth a bit of brain damage!
| PhantomEmpress 4/25/11 . chapter 1
OMFG. this is Hillarious. And amazingly extremely entertaining.
if you ever saw "junior" with Devito and Arnold Scwartzenegar then you are giggling along with me. Lol