I found this hilarious.

I don't know, I just did.

Love the references, by the way.

Oh my god, you're hilarious! Everything completely exploded with sarcasm and realism, it was so in character! And you're dead on about those Sun Chip bags.

Pretty hilarious story. You could've added a time in the beginning like what Rebecca Black said on he beginning of her song. Put something like "Soren woke up when the alarm clocked tick to 7 am."

I dunno, I'm just suggesting.