Now that's more like it. Seriously why would Batman let himself seduce by Catwoman?

I think... I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard. A marvelous work!

Your sense of humour is EPIC!

A virgin at 37! Priceless!

Plastic Man's protocol, I wouldn't even wish on the Joker! *shivers*

Think Happy Thoughts.

Deny Everything!

Would the various crossover's have given Batman enough information for some similar plans for the other universes ?

How would he deal with Spider-man ? Coat a billboard in sticky paper ?

Something.

Aflred has a salary ?

Ok funny. I don't like Batman's though. I'm glad that you didn't go with the 'show him a picture of his parents' thing but...Batman still a virgin? Was there something stated in the comics that I don't know about? Doesn't he have a son named Damion now? Pretty funny still. (I would have gone with making his 'son', dress in a bright stand out and shoot me costume, while he wore a dark blend in the shadow costume, but thats just me.)

Nice one! *giggles* :-)

LOL!

I almost never review because I'm a major lurker but that was hillarious! If you're still around here I hope you add a sequel of more protocalls.
Lark

That is wondrfully evil and twisted. I like it more than mere words can desribe (it probably doesn't help that I have no oxygen to spare for talking because of the insane manical laughter resulting from reading this dociment...).

Oh goody!

oh, that was BAD! . . . *hee hee*

It's not often that I crack up irl while reading something... D

You truly are the master of superhero parodies. I tip my hat to you.

One question: what do you have against Batman?

LOL! Oh, that was priceless, *especially* the addendum by Alfred.