OMG THIS IS HYSTERICAL! I love this soooo much!

""Say it. Out loud. Say it."

Mark hesitated, then gathered his wits and yelled loudly, "VAMPIRE!"

"Yes, Mark, I am the Devil's so- Wait, WHAT?" Damien screeched"

HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHAHHHAH !

Damien must have tried to kill me here-of LAUGHTER! XD
That was hilarious! I was SO not expecting an awsome Twilight reference!
NOOOOO, not the curse of the terrible Internet Songs! GAGGGHHHH!
I liked your litle party bit at the end too, and nearly died when Damien shot the gun up in the air and then you screamed, "DAMIEN! YOU JUST BLEW THE ROOF OFF! XD
And no more, shall I ever read that line with a straight face...

I love the Omen and badass Damien Thorn! You my friend, have a fan, and this story is going on my favourites lists! :)

Oh my god that was perfect. I loved the whole thing! I had no idea where it was going, but when Mark threw out the twilight line I actually laughed out loud. It only got better and better right until the end, which was my favorite part of all. I love the reference to the fillings XD

Well that was incredibly incredibly out there... and was completely entertaining. Thank you D

pyro

Lol WTF I'm scarred for life!

It's Friday Friday...

i loled

*stares at screen for several minutes after reading*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*stares at screen for several more minutes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! LOL! LMAO!

This story is so epic! Totally made my day! I love Damien, he's so cute and bad and emo!

Kaen. You made my day. "I'M SEXY!" *dies* You made my day. Thanks! See ya FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON- *ahem*. See ya Friday.

BAHAHAHA.

I love you. I really, truly do.

This made me LOL.

I laughed SO hard reading this!

Job well done! :D :D

My fave bit was with the fairy, and then Damien like "Awww, come on!"

Like I said, BRILLIANT humour. And I must agree about Friday It is CRAP! :)

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