6 sounds like a good way to get killed by Xena

11: Depending on how attractive you are, Iolaus might invite you to help him shave.

16 sounds like a Ransom of Red Chief plot

25: Zeus would just chuckle and tell you all about Ganymede

27: Centaurs consider horses like we do apes. Eating a horse wouldn't offend them

Here's a dumb blond hunter joke for you. It doesn't apply to Iolaus. You'll see why.

One time a blond hunter was so dumb he couldn't tell if the tracks he came across were cow tracks or deer tracks. So, he sat down to figure it out. Then the train hit him.

ha! i love these.

I bow to your wisdom

rofl it was so worth it!

:P

This was really funny loved it.