Oh, please tell me this isn't the end of The Six-foot dick! I want more!

awesome, man. just awesome.

Wow! I didn't know Wheeler was a complete racist.;)

I'm laughing myself to tears right now.

Pure genius

You wroite spiffing stories sir, Oi loike 'em!

This is so wrong and yet I can't help but laugh my ass off! I'm glad you're back!

Ahh! I'm cumming buckets! Write MOAR!

LMFAO

I love how this story wrapped up ever so many loose ends.

omg i have been hoping that you would come back, and after two years my prayers have been answered.( as a tear rolls down my cheek) you are genius in your work, and offensive but oh so hilarious. hope you write more!

You don't accept anonomou-anoerneymouse- anonymous reviews?

That's probably pretty smart.

I'm sending you a bill for my medical fees because you made me split my gut.

This was hilarious, and any story that can use a reference to The Buggles in a joke, and actually make it work is A-Ok with me!

Why don't you take a verbal stab at writing a sweeping multi-chapter Captain Planet/Hey, Arnold! Jungle Movie story?

That would be *Epic*

'Roar

OMG, you're back! And just as funny and obscene as before. I like how you referenced "Arthur's Sucky Day" at the end. I always wondered what happened to Brain and his modified genitalia. You're hilarious, keep it up ;D