If you do not update
I will surely come to hate
Your lack of response
To the dear reviewers.

Of course, I already do.
Since you’ve much taken longer
Than my six month old fondue

What has it been then?
Three months? Three years?
Do you still have apathy
For your dear reviewers tears?

So hasten, my dear
And don't let us fear
That your stories might spontaneously combust
Or turn to tiny particles of dust

In fact, by gazooks! Make some books!
About noble sea kings and silly schnooks!
And the world will rejoice
Because your writing’s first choice

So what inspired this nonsensical rhyme?
Do you dare ask?
Of course, I won't make this end with the word "time"
Since it is overly used with "rhyme"

This was inspired by lise!
lise?
Who's lise??
Can you believe how many people don’t know lise?!

It’s all to blame
For your inadequate publicity
If only you would publish
Then the world would see
How wonderful you could be
Compared to that Shakespearan rubbish

No offense to Shakespeare
He’s a wonderful fellow
Who would often appear
Just to say “Hello, I like Farfello”

Please excuse these past few lines
They’re atrociously bad signs
To signify that your dear reviewers
Are getting a bit hullaboolic

So please, lise,
Be a wonderful dear
And update as quick as you can pass
Or else your dear reviewers
Might give you a kick in the ACKPTHF!

We love you
We really do

But if you continue to stall
Then we just might have a squall

Because that’s how much effect you have on us
The poor, poor yet dear reviewers.

P.S.

I expect you to update every three weeks
Or let us have tiny chapter peeks

P.S.S. I made this lovely poem under an hour
So please let it inspire some writing power
(Wow, that was so cheesy I bet it made you queasy)

Yay!

Very, very funny! And yes, the resemblance between Ran and Kenshin is very disturbing.

O_o

Very cute and funny. But, Ewan McGregor? Seriously? Ew, he's like forty and spotty as well. Though, admittedly, he did do a pretty good job of Obi-Wan (I'm a Star Wars fan by the way and damm proud of it too!). He looks just like a younger version of the old Obi-Wan from the films made in the seventies - he even has the same haircut... Anyway, update soon, Queen Cake.

Whoa. Very interesting idea. lol. lol. I can't help but laugh throughout the whole story. lol. lol. lol. The way you've described the story is very amusing and entertaining. lol. lol. The whole thing is so hilarious. lol.
Please update soon and keep it up!!

Velvet Goldmine! Curt Wild, Brian Slade. I love that movie, and the fic's really great to. You should definitley write more. Well, now I'm off to listen to the Velvet Goldmine Soundtrack. *hums Ballad of Maxwell Demon under breath*

This is a happy story. Yay RanKen! Please do continue it. It's so cute!!

strange. i know i've reread this a billion times, but i never thought i didn't review...

i have to say I *love* your interpretations of the characters... and i can't wait to see more :)

ahh lol this is great! Please update please!

luved this fic so much! luv triangles, cute pairings, and ran chasing yohji with his katana -- it's got everything. now only if the other parts would come along...as well as the other members of schwartz to spice things up ^_^...

- Cye -

You MUST update soon!

You MUST write more, and soon!

Write more, please?

Gack! I love it! Aren't you ever gonna continue? Or am I going to have to review every other day to keep you writing. I've done it before!

please write more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kawaii!! I am dieing for more!! ^^