May I contribute a dare? If so, here goes - : Dib has to make waffles with Gir and Pur...or something of the sort. :P

I found out Krys is a vampire. I know, im creepy for reading everything she writes, but eh. Im Kat. What more can people ask for? I am AMAZING!

Another request: Krys will suck all the blood from Dib's big head. Poison has Shadow blow up Dib's remains. Gir and Pur do dance in remains. I come in and dance on danced on remains. I set fire to remains after getting off remains as to not get burnt. Then everyone gets CAKE! *cakes magically fall from the sky, hitting everyone in the face with their favorite flavor* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I AM THE AMAZING KAT!

OS!

KKK

... Did this send twice?

I found out Krys is a vampire. I know, im creepy for reading everything she writes, but eh. Im Kat. What more can people ask for? I am AMAZING!

Another request: Krys will suck all the blood from Dib's big head. Poison has Shadow blow up Dib's remains. Gir and Pur do dance in remains. I come in and dance on danced on remains. I set fire to remains after getting off remains as to not get burnt. Then everyone gets CAKE! *cakes magically fall from the sky, hitting everyone in the face with their favorite flavor* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I AM THE AMAZING KAT!

OS!

KKK

UPDATE THE AUTOBIO FOR FUCKING IRK'S GODDAMN SAKE!

sooory, bit screamy there.

Please? *big Gir puppy eyes*

Yeah...

I suck at that.

Doom and... well, yeah, just Doom.

IV

I AM VEX!

Zim: I request (DEMAND!) that you eat a weasel, that Arsenic has sucked the blood out of. *Grins psychoticly.* Bye-bye. *explosion*

Arsenic: *holds up a stopwatch* eat this big slab of meat *chucks a bloody slab of human flesh* that I... borrowed from a... friend, as fast as you can, and I'll time you. *psycho grin AGAIN!*

Kyrie: explain what it's like having hooves using FIVE ADJECTIVES.

BRING ON THE DOOM!

Ris: Kiss Zim in front of Dib while he dances LIKE A FAT, JIGGLING MONKEY.

(YOU MUST DO IT! YOUUU MUUUSSSTTT!)

*creepy giggle!*

Tallests: I'm feeling bad for YOU!, so I decided to give you these. *Hands the Tallests to big boxes of Dunkin' Donuts donuts*

"OH, THE FROSTING-COVERED HORROR!"

-Izzy.

Gir, do the Carmeldansen or whatever that wierd Swedish dance is called.

I COMMAND YOOUUUUU!

Arsenic: DO YOU ENJOY EXPLOSIONS AND THE PAIN OF OTHERS? ! DO YOU! ?

(if yes, SICK! YOU ARE MAH NEW... ER, INSERT EVIL TERM FOR 'FRIEND' HERE!)

Doom!... and shit.

Sorry, I need a spazzy momment here.

*fetal position!*

OMFGS RIS AND ZIM HAVE A FUCKING KID! HOLY SWEET FUCKING MOTHER OF IRK, HOLY CRAP. GODDAMN ION TELEVISION! F YOU JENNIFER LOVE HEWWIT! YOU LIE! YOU SEE NO GHOOOOSSTS!

*stands up and brushes off uniform*

Yes, well... (ahem, cough) I am okay now ! No need to worry your inferior, vile heads!

I MADE AH IZAR THEME SONG!

It's called Watch Your Planet Burn (fitting, eh?)

LYRICS!

"I would've died twice over

to see it again.

I would've fallen to my knees

and begged for death.

To hear your screams,

and see the fire consume you ah-a-ah-a-ah-all.

I swore I'd watch your planet burn, and to sing with the fires that killed you off.

I would've risen with the smoke

If I could fly.

(Goddamn these angel wings)

I would've laughed and watched you die."

-Watch your planet burn.

YAY! WATCHA THINK! ? IT'S PRETTY HORRIBLE, YE- WHY THE HELL AM I SCREAMING! ?

Yeah, it's kinda horrid, but I can make another one if you hate it (be honest).

IV

I feel better now... That ended well.

Have Krys give this note to Dib and have him read it aloud. Then have the action performed please.

Start of note:

Dib, love hurts.

You deserve what you get because your HEAD IS BIG!

Im having Krys blow up your big head. Then, she's gonna resurrect you, and i'll let Poison set you on fire. Ris DOES NOT get to put it out. Nor Var, or ANYONE! YOU WILL BURN! BUUUURRRNNNN!

After that, you are resurrected, and either Poison or Arsenic can strangle or eat you, whoever gets there first.

Love, Orange Skittles, aka Kat 3.

End of note.

Mainly, what i say is pain and suffering directed to Dib. But, i think you know that by now ;)

PAIN TO DIB!

OS!

KKK

That was... Kinda violent... But you always need violence to spice things up, right? I guess i feel sorry for Dib too, we're all so mean to him...

What ever happened to IZAR Wild Magic?

Epic WOW song and gmae between Arsenic and Gaz! I figured Arsenic wouldve named her character something cannibalistic...

Gifts & Dares!

*smiles excessively and brings in large box of stuff*

Dib: i give you chocolate to help you feel better *smiles and hands him a bar of chocolate* i did it because chocolate makes people happy!

Zim: a box of blood wipees... *hands box of wipees over*

Ris: a Dib voodoo doll... *hands doll and a needle over so torture may begin*

Var: a soda... *hands soda over*

Gir and Pur: waffles and tacos... *hands food items out*

Red and Purple: snacks... *hands out doughnuts and nachos*

Kyrie: a blindfold and earplugs so you dont have to see or hear Dib get hurt... *gives items over*

Arsenic: new fresh dead person... *tosses corpse over to her*

Poison and Shadow: stuff to kill people with... *hands bag of randomly assorted knives and poisons over*

Gaz: new video game that you get to kill Dib in... *hands game over*

I got everyone, right? If i didnt, i'll get them tomorrow!

Bye!

IK Out!

Hmm... I very much is disliking the Dib right now...

Have Arsenic Eat Dib's head. And the rest of him. Resurrect him, and have Arsenic eat him again. AND IT WASNT CREEPY OR STALKERISH! I just magically appear out of non-existent doorways whenever i wanna.

After Arsenic gets done eating Dib for the second time, resurrect him once again and let Zim blow him up. That will make me happy. Oh and i say hi to my friend Krys.

OS!

KKK

Lol! I knew not a lot of people liked me... But i guess i deserve it :) Kat said she was sad about Dib saying no, but she's going to write a fic that says otherwise, and is happy she's awesome in Ris's book :)

I had a feeling that Arsenic would beat Poison in a fight to the death... And im glad i got an awesome picture! -

Q's and Dares!

Ris: calculate how many seconds in an earth year in less than a minute, no help from a calculator or any other counting device! Besides your fingers!

Dib: put on a pink prom dress and dance with Gir! *growls menacingly* Do it...

Zim: are you happy earth is destroyed, or sad you didnt get to do it? We all know you wanted to at some point...

Poison: can you use your magic to set Dib's head on fire?

Shadow: what do you like best about your mistress?

Pur: if i gave you a hat made of waffles, would you eat it or wear it?

Gaz and Arsenic: have a video game battle!

That's all for now!

IK Out!

Only 1 issue. you use the wrong (to too two) at times.

Questions: Zim, do you feel bad about causing the death of All-mighty tallest Miyuki? Arsenic, would you let yourself be ordered around? Shadow, how loyal are you?

Dares:Arsenic and Poison, fight to the death. All interviewees, bring me the skull of Resisty leader Lard Nar for ten thousnad monies.

Glad you're happy, and still cant wait for IZAR 3! *so impatient head explodes* (if a certain Keef saw that, he'd be proud of the head explody bit; good thing he's not here)

Wow! That mustave been pretty violent for all the characters having to watch Dib get ripped apart. Glad Arsenic didnt get to do it, but maybe she wouldve at least cleaned up the blood... Right?

Im glad this is going strong still!

I think i may have been sitting on the resurrection remote... ;) Dib's just gonna have to wait.

Interview material!

All: who in this interview do you like the best? Who do you hate the most? (Probably gonna be a lot of hating me, right? :) guess im just evil like that... *evilly laughs, lightning cracks, casting evil shadows* (that would be an epic start to the next chapter, dont you think?)

Ris: do you really feel embarrassed about what Zim said about you?

Zim: could you stand having Dib strapped to your back for 5 minutes? *does so and watches, amused*

Arsenic: just because i want to be nice, i brought a pedestrian i hit on my way here. *tosses the dead person over to her*

(Does Arsenic eat normal food or just meats like a cannibal?)

Gir and Pur: do you think you could paint a picture of Ris and Zim together?

Kyrie: do you feel left out because nobody has asked you any questions yet, or does it make you happy knowing you're safe?

Gir: what's your favorite nickname for everyone here?

Gaz: if there was a new video game where you had to shoot Dib to win, would you play it?

Also, i have a question my friend Kat wanted me to ask for her.

Kat: *smiles and waves to everyone* hi! So my question for Dib is this: would you date me? Please?

Apparently Kat likes the big Head. Well, thats all for now! I anxiously await more masterpieces from you!

IK Out!

Highly enjoyable, no obvious grammar mistakes, adequate length, all in all, a very good beginning.

Questions: Dib, why is your head so big? Var, what is you opinion of your cousin? Zim, why do you love Ris.

Dares: Zim, using a 64 pounder ottoman cannon, blast an apple off Dib's humongous head then rip him to bits with your bear hands or GIR whichever you prefer. Gaz, try to go for a month without human contact...(wait for her to answer) and video games.

Sweet! I feel SO honored to host your interview, but i feel bad about teasing Arsenic... ;) and, im finally back from camping! If it hadnt been for my phone's internet capabilities, i would've gone crazy not being able to read and review IZAR 2!

2nd: Aha! I knew it! Suspicions confirmed about Soul.

3rd thing to say: LOL! I think Dib looks better with hot pink hair, i drew a pic of him like that... And im glad Ysera is back too. I missed her... Whilst reading this, i fell off my bed laughing so hard i cried! My dog ran into my room barking his head off, and ended up slobbering on my face while i was still laughing! XP (i really need to close my door better lol)

And your writing never ceases to AMAZE! Cannot wait for IZAR 3! So excited!

Questions and request stuff!

Red and Purple: *brings doughnuts and nachos* see if you can go 10 whole minutes without touching these while they're in front of you!

Poison and Arsenic: how do you keep people from bugging you so much? Besides killing and/or eating them?

Shadow: can you actually talk?

Naralina: how's it like to be goddess of the night?

Ysera: can you fly me to Subway after i make sure nobody is going to hurt me for all my questions and stuff? (I think i'd be much safer at subway after hours lol ;)

Zim: try to stand on your head for a minute!

I think thats probably enough for now, dont want them all at once, right?

Bye!

IK Out!