I can't believe this is coming from a guy but all I can say is that this is cute. Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this either!

Pànduàn: Figures it'd be Sun Shang Xiang who'd get that job. Right, Himiko? . . . Himiko?

Himiko: *overly giggling* How cute! She stole Liu Bei's hat! Haha!

Pànduàn: *sigh*

Teddy: Wait...why does she get to smack you when you laugh about her pulling Guan Yu's beard but she can overly giggles about Liu Bei's hat being stolen?

Pànduàn: I guess because overly giggling is different from laughing-out-loud.

Teddy: Huh, didn't even think of that.

Panduan: Hahaha! She pulled Guan Yu's beard! Haha!

WHACK!

Himiko: Be nice, Panduan!

Panduan: *rubbing back of head* Ouch! Since when are you my mother!

Teddy: *groan*

Panduan: Wait, Da Ji has a sister? Did you know that?-

Himiko: Uhh, no... -

Panduan: ...No comment. -

Teddy: Er...never mind them. Nice job.

This seems more like a prologue than chapter 1, but it's a very good start to the story and I'll be looking forward to more.